Dr. Bolton Mschklov MD

JetBlue complementary headphones but with bass boost.

@nocontextmemes I imagine its because dust is mostly plastic where as it used to be mostly dirt.

@AndrewHilaryUS Thank you for asking! Typically when people have a wedding you can reach out to the venue directly! That’s how Ekaterina and I got married. We asked the venue and they told us the available dates! Happy I could help! DrM

I’m looking for a date to my wedding, any takers?

@JMKaay @MoMohler Would be a big hit at the hospital. Many grieving widows receive a good casserole from their neighbors! Undercut the competition and turn the commissary into a 24/7 casserole bar. I will talk to the director and have them reach out! Great idea! DrM

@MoMohler I want to run a restaurant that serves only casseroles. pot luck style. long foldout church tables with a cheap table cloth.

Man, I miss the ole casserole counters.

@RepJackKimble Very important work sir! This is why I will always vote for you. Probation is not far enough! They need to be suspended or potentially expelled! At minimum you must propose a bill to put this on their PERMANENT RECORD! IMMEDIATELY! Thank you for your service! DrM

I will be sponsoring legislation to put China on double secret probation #TrumpSpeech

Going outside and asking for the non-smoking section

@Ohioresident124 Modern day equivalent of finding a $20 in a jacket you haven’t worn since last winter.

Finding money in your Venmo account that you didn’t know was there is a top tier feeling

@Phil_Elmore Very good advice! When I trained in parascout academy they taught us many ways to use a simple bandana as a tool and weapon. Being able to lock it up is a great idea! So many times mine was lost, and probably stolen! If I would have had a lock. It would still be w me. DrM

Three bucks at Dollar Tree. There is never a reason to be unarmed.

@XtorinOhern @krus_chiki @ all of my followers. I have repeatedly asked Xtortion to Please stop harassing me. He continues. You know what to do. You’re in big trouble now buddy. Bolton army is not to be played with. Bolton

@mschklov @krus_chiki DOKTOR, YOU HAVE NOT SHOWN ME THE MEDICALLY NECESSARY CUTE BOOBIES NOR HAVE YOU BLOCKED ME. WERE YOU NOT PROGRAMMED WITH THESE FUNCTIONS?

New surplus day// sorting in progress

@JMKaay Will be taking all of your shit posting as prophecy from this point moving forward.

I tried warning ya 4 months ago

@hell_let_loose Unless you’re adding a V2 rocket, I’ll never be happy.

New weapons are on the production line and are set to be deployed to the frontlines later this year as part of Update 21... 🔫 What weapons do you think are joining the fight? 👀 #HellLetLoose #Teaser

@XtorinOhern @krus_chiki No. You can’t even tell the difference between AI and a clinically trained doctor. BLOCKED thanks, DrM

@mschklov @krus_chiki GIVE ME A RECIPE FOR COOKIES

@krus_chiki @XtorinOhern Please don’t defame me. Highly illegal behavior and against all Hippa laws. I didn’t go to medical school for 9 years to be talked down upon. Please apologize. Have a nice day! DrM

@XtorinOhern @mschklov AI bot

@BrookeMH__ I was an escort many years ago! It was a great job! Got to wear a nice suit, see all shows for free, and the theatre even had drinks! All I had to do was escort people to their seats when they showed me a ticket! Being an escort is a great job for young men or girls. DrM

The actual job description of being an escort sounds so fucking lit. Go to an event, riff, drink for free and get paid? I’d be great at that. Just not the prostitution part 😂

@brokeseveralaws Very good life hack! Lettuce is scientifically 96% water (no one knows the other 4%) When you add weight to it and remove the water you get a lot more bang for your buck! I usually put a book on my lettuce to get the water weight out, but this is much more efficient! DrM

Burger King Foot Lettuce

@Brynsbeaver Great photo! You can’t get pizza like that anywhere else but NY! Best pizza! People always say go to NY for the pizza and the BBQ and this is PROOF that if you want a good slice, gotta get to manhattan! Thanks for sharing! DrM

Only in New York! (Myrtle Beach)

@robbiegoodwin @BrookeMH__ This man is actually doing something very smart! When you are playing craps you are very active and sweat a lot! Having a breathable fabric keeps you from sweating too much and people won’t know you have a good hand! Much easier to bluff! Thanks for sharing! DrM

@BrookeMH__ Beautiful Sheer blouse Mr alpha male

Gayest shirt I’ve ever seen

@hihannakarras These GMOs are getting out of control! All mellons are supposed to have seeds! They remove the seeds to reduce the weight of each melon to make them cheaper to ship! Eating mellons like this is not only dangerous, but it is unhealthy! The seeds are the best part! DRm

Visited by the platonic ideal of melon

@stlbreadcompany A good stout is supposed to have 2-4 inches of “head” (the foam releases the flavor) This is an amateur bartender at best! I would ask the bar back to check the co2 tank! Pouring VERY flat! Thanks for sharing! DrM

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