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Turtley Turtle

@MattSwag9

If you don't stand for something, you could fall for anything. Follow for more wisdom. Turtley power!!!!

Yo mama Katılım Aralık 2022
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Byl Holte
Byl Holte@SirBylHolte·
FUN FACTS: Black people did not invent COUNTRY MUSIC. Black people did not invent JAZZ. Black people did not invent ROCK & ROLL. Black people did not invent HOCKEY. Black people did not invent BOBSLEDDING. Black people did not invent THE LIGHT BULB. Black people did not invent THE TELEPHONE. Black people did not invent MATHEMATICS / ALGEBRA. Black people did not invent PEANUT BUTTER. Black people did not create ANCIENT EGYPT or THE PYRAMIDS. Helen of Troy was NOT black. Cleopatra was NOT black. Shakespeare was NOT black. Beethoven was NOT black. Queen Elizabeth did NOT have a black mother. Vikings had NO black populations AT ALL. The Founding Fathers were NOT influenced by black philosophers. Most ancient civilizations (Rome, Greece, Mesopotamia) did NOT have major black origins. And Jesus wasn't black or brown because His Father had no racial ethnicity. What did I miss?
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Jimmy’s Famous Seafood
Jimmy’s Famous Seafood@JimmysSeafood·
Someone please tell this Frank Rizzo guy to stop prank calling us.
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Fit_Fusion
Fit_Fusion@FitFusion__·
Genius life hacks you must see!
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Daily Mail
Daily Mail@DailyMail·
Prisoner 'who murdered paedophile Lostprophets singer Ian Watkins' told him 'have a good night's sleep lad' after slashing his neck in 20-second jail cell attack, court hears trib.al/CF79WtH
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Breaking911
Breaking911@Breaking911·
BREAKING: Mohamed Sabry Soliman, the man responsible for last year’s antisemitic firebombing attack in Boulder, Colorado, was sentenced to life in prison after pleading guilty to 101 charges, including murder.
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Died Suddenly
Died Suddenly@DiedSuddenly_·
Legendary singer and musician Eric Clapton was just removed from the Rolling Stone top 10 list of greatest guitar players because he said he was injured by the COVID vaccine. When asked why, Rolling Stone had this to say: "His COVID comments clearly rule out any chance of being all-knowing."
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Fox News
Fox News@FoxNews·
NEW: 18-year-old Jaylan Davis has been arrested in connection to the deadly Oklahoma lake party shooting over the weekend. Police say more than 80 rounds were fired after an argument between two women escalated into a clash involving rival gangs. One woman, 18-year-old Avianna Smith-Gray, was killed while 22 others were injured. The suspect is now facing a felony murder charge as investigators piece together what led to the eruption of violence.
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𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓
My brother is paying me $100 for every Wu-Tang lyric I use in grandpa's eulogy today. Scriptures about to hit the body like sawed-off shotties!
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N.@indiananathan·
@MoMohler Take it serious though cause Wu-Tang aint nothing to fuck with.
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Turtley Turtle
Turtley Turtle@MattSwag9·
@MoMohler You might want to talk about Socraties philosophies and hypothesis
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Turtley Turtle
Turtley Turtle@MattSwag9·
@FoxNews We were all fooled by Fetterman, weren't we?😂😂🤣 I can see myself voting for him in the future.
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Fox News
Fox News@FoxNews·
Sen. John Fetterman unloads on fellow Democrats after a chaotic anti-Israel protest outside a New York synagogue got out of hand: "Mob of Pro-Hezbollah / Hamas s***heads raging against law enforcement and terrorizing the NYC Jewish community... Where’s my party’s condemnation?"
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C.R.A.S.H.
C.R.A.S.H.@crashopolis·
@MattSwag9 @ThatEricAlper He just doesn't want to say what it's really about. It's pretty obvious to anyone who's been an addict. It's all there. Take however you want it though, I guess.
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Bite-Sized Nostalgia
Bite-Sized Nostalgia@landofthe80s·
What would you do if you came across this in a garage?
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C.R.A.S.H.
C.R.A.S.H.@crashopolis·
@MattSwag9 @ThatEricAlper No its not. Its a song about overdosing on heroin. "burning in my veins" "like a blowtorch burning" "tearing up the track" on & on.
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DR POOL
DR POOL@DRPOOLQ17·
🚨 BREAKING: Somali migrant Maine Councilman Iman Osman RESIGNS after being implicated in a fraud investigation, blames "racism" He was just sworn in days ago. He also faces charges for theft of a firearm. GOOD RIDDANCE. Now DEPORT him!
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Turtley Turtle
Turtley Turtle@MattSwag9·
@mattvanswol When I went to school in Anaheim in the 90's, an A was 90-100. Wtf is this low standard shit??
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Matt Van Swol
Matt Van Swol@mattvanswol·
When I was in school, a "B+" was a 92 and an "A-" was a 93-95. What was considered an A when you were in school?
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