Matt

Me watching conservatives get left wing nuts fired from their jobs today

Shrink the fucking game

That’s Andrew Tate

Childless 44 year old man obsessed with smoking weed. what a sad existence.

God this university sucks so much ass

When Clay Travis actually has a 100% correct take

Watching a horse I just learned existed today lose me money at the Derby

Only A&M could make the Savannah Bananas even gayer.

Spirit hasn’t even been gone for 24 hours and their passengers are already wreaking havoc on other airlines, they’ve breached containment

You /had/ unused flight credits.

We used to be a proper country

Trying to reach Spirit Airlines customer service after they announced mid-flight that they’re shutting down.

Spirit Airlines died tonight at the hands of the socialist crusader, Elizabeth Warren She must be so proud to add another casket to her achievements. Tonight at 3am, Spirit turns off the lights. 14,000 jobs gone. 30+ smaller airports lose service. JetBlue offered $3.8 BILLION in cash to buy Spirit in 2022. Shareholders, flight attendants union, literally everyone voted yes. The combined company would have held 9% of the US market against a Big 4 that already owned 80%. For anyone who understands numbers: 9% isn’t a monopoly against 80%. Warren said no. She wrote letters. She pressured Buttigieg. Biden’s DOJ sued. A federal judge killed the deal in January 2024. Her argument: the merger would cost consumers $1 billion a year. Now look at her collateral damage she dusts under the rug. 510 pilots gone in the months after. 1,800 flight attendants furloughed in December. 14,000 jobs in 2023. 7,500 last week. Zero tonight. And that’s just the people in Spirit uniforms. Catering goes. Fuel guys go. Baggage crews, gate agents, airport coffee shops, hotels and rental cars in 70 cities Spirit flew to. Every airline job carries 3 more on its back. 40,000 people out of work because of one woman’s moronic crusade against the market. And the math ain’t mathing. Spirit abandoned 90 routes during the death spiral. Fares on those routes are up 14% on average. Oakland to Newark: $135 to $288. Fort Myers to San Juan: $92 to $219. Kansas City to Newark up 66%. That’s reality. Not some BS number from a “study.” So @SenWarren tell me how this saves the consumer money? Cheap carriers in a market drop fares 21% across the board. Southwest did this in the 90s and saved Americans $68 BILLION over 20 years. Warren killed it. That’s what moronic politicians led by socialism do. Then with her own blind arrogance, she tweeted Spirit’s collapse is “a Biden win for flyers.” A win. 14,000 people are reading termination letters tonight. And she’s taking credit. This is socialism in 2026. A senator who’s never made payroll thinks she knows how to run a market better than the people who own and work in the company. She saved you a billion on imaginary paper. She cost you ten times that in real life. She didn’t protect consumers from anything. 14,000+ will go from working to welfare. She will make sure to blame billionaires, hardworking tax payers, AI, capitalism and whatever monster they will make up tomorrow hiding under your bed. Higher taxes. Fewer jobs. More expensive everything. She called it a win. I hope you enjoy winning.

@GambitMeta Because he’s not a retarded crypto bro, would be my guess

@Kakarot_chain You think so? How come?

My friends 1999 Pokémon binder. He’s hesitant to get them graded. What do you think he’s sitting on?

We can’t let this happen. Mostly because it increases the likelihood of Spirit customers being on the airlines I fly.

What the founders really wanted was ChatJeetPT explaining to you why Hinduism is really just like Christianity

NCAA needs to be waterboarded

my entire TL is just indian dudes electrocuting themselves

Meanwhile, Ilhan Omar is racking her brain trying to figure out how 111 kings all had the same name.