Matt Beach

@barstoolsports @BarstoolBigCat @stoolpresidente - it’s these side shots and silhouette that pulls me in.

@ARCRaidersGame 5 games in a row with only 17min raid time. This is a bull shit game.

@FoxNews got in line ATL airport exactly 9:03. I’ll let you know how long it takes E

@Adiofreak @abeadling84 Get a Kentucky 31 grass seed. Very durable. #countrystrong

@abeadling84 I knew your old ass would know

To my old heads out there: I want some lush green grass this year. I went to Lowe’s and there’s 40 different options for seeds. I know one of you has the answer I need. I live in PA so idk if that matters, what goddamn grass seed do I buy 😂

“We're told the U.S. government is now testing that portable, backpack sized device that emits pulsed radiofrequency energy...It's like being electrocuted. It was, I mean, obviously, it's like nothing I've ever felt in my life. More than 1500 American officials have reported symptoms, including severe headaches, nausea and ringing in the ears since 2016.”

@thats_bb_suzyn @stoolpresidente @kellykeegs As a woman I wish you would just shut up! And honestly, I don’t give a shite about what other women say. This was a joke, and if you can’t take a joke, you need to go find a wet blanket to crawl under.

WORST OFFENSIVE IN SUPER BOWL HISTORY!!!

@Return_Of_RB @stoolpresidente - suck it Rico!!!!! You fake Bama loser!!!!!

@Return_Of_RB Eat shit!!! You lost you fake true fan. You lost. Your so called judge tried to cheat…you lost. Youuuuuuu lostttttt. Go take your fake meds like your fake Bama fandom and take your loss.

Facts . Well said Hoop Herald

@Return_Of_RB eat shit along with your Bama team!!! Go Vols!! You’ve never been a true bama fan you wannabe d-bag. Lol!!!!!

Your answer is just a 5,000-mile flight away, Rick Barnes. 7-2, 265. Just point him to the scene and ask for a five-foul crime.

@DaTruthDT @BuffaloBills LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLBUH BYE!!!!!

Standing up for Buffalo.

@Eagles you suck!!! Your fan base sucks. Your city sucks!!! Go 49ers!!!!!! Eat 💩and live Philly!!!

Making sure the table that got seated after us doesn’t get their food first

🇻🇪Venezuelan man: “Those who say that the U.S. is only interested in our oil, I ask you: What do you think the RUSSIANS and the CHINESE wanted here? The recipe for arepas?" BRAVO!!!

@FoxNews Wow! Signs were made pretty quickly. Hmmmm

MARCHING THROUGH MANHATTAN: Protesters flood New York City streets to oppose the U.S. strikes on Venezuela and the capture of Nicolás Maduro.

We go live to Max Gilbert:

@elonmusk - can I buy one? What’s the cost?

Me liking every post negative about Vanderbilt