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The players returned to London and headed straight for the Bagatelle restaurant in Mayfair before moving on to Tape nightclub. Pochettino had given his blessing for the evening & did not feel the need to cancel it in the aftermath of another disappointing result. [telegraph] #cfc
🚨 Unless they lose their remaining four games 8-0, Frank Lampard is going to get promoted with Coventry City and win the Championship! He became their manager last season when they were 17th in the league table! 🤯👏
Keir Starmer jetted off for a four-day luxury family Easter break at a £200-a-night four-star boutique hotel in Valencia, complete with rooftop bar and pool. While lounging in the sun and sipping café con leche in a public square, Trump was issuing ultimatums to “obliterate” Iran’s power plants and warning Tehran they’d be “living in Hell.” Starmer stayed put despite the escalating crisis, five years after he slammed Boris Johnson for holidaying as Kabul fell, declaring: “You cannot coordinate an international response from the beach.” Macron spent the weekend on emergency calls with Trump and Iran’s president. Starmer? Not so much. Priorities
The nut zealotry of Ed Miliband A new occasional series — No 2 At a time when global supply chains are vulnerable and we should be producing much more of our own food, E Miliband has today approved Springwell Solar Farm. It will cover seven square miles of prime Lincolnshire farmland. And the solar panels are likely to come from China (so much for green manufacturing jobs). Mili-Madness on stilts.
🚨NEW: The police have given schoolgirls rape alarms in a Scottish town over fears of being stalked by hotel migrants [@GBNEWS]
Air-conditioned lawnmower, 1961
🚨 BREAKING: The Government has blocked Kanye West from entering the UK to perform at Wireless Festival because his presence would "not be conducive to the public good"
