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Growing up in a generation where most people believe they're entitled & create a go fund me pg when they want something they can't afford

This was in The Before Times, though we recently put together a substantial pool-based production for the Michael Phelps Foundation we look forward to sharing bits from when the time is right.

@ez_e__ @bigdaddy_z_alp I agree

@bigdaddy_z_alp Wheeler over Thomas

Pablo, Keisha, Mikey Thomas

@jack_herzig @Andrew_Whit23 That’s how I imagine @jackbutts1 text thread count looking like lol

@broookee36 I hope he reads this because there’s probably a good chance he stalks your social media too 😂😂😂

Starting to think the cowboys might as well hold an open try out for their defense

Starting to feel as tho I could play D for the Cowboys

@scoot2014 @ez_e__ Body armor only #Sponsored

@ez_e__ Relax

dasani water suxxxx

@kurtgraser Lol it’s hilarious

Fucking Taserface 😂😂😂😂- Guardians of the Galaxy Volume II makes me laugh from start to finish 😂

Starting to watch all the Marvel movies in order on Disney +. I’m very excited 😊

@ez_e__ You’re an a hole

@broookee36 And what kind of a person is that

@broookee36 Heheheheheh

Working on a ship during this time is going from 1 quarantined life to another 🙃

@delmccull @Delaney_Davis_ That was saddest part of the show

@Delaney_Davis_ Jessica promised to make mark italian beef

@delmccull @AlexKaubris Just you!

does it not sit right with anyone else that the hills series finale was 20 MINUTES long??? no?? just me and @AlexKaubris ?? ok

Everyone’s figuring out why I’m always drinking on my 28 off.

Hey @rubbinisracing / @barstoolsports Pensacola is right around the corner and we still need a sponsor for the season or at least the race! Help a real grassroots guy make it in NASCAR please!

@delmccull @ me bro

If someone can name a more DRAMATIC person than Matt Roy I’ll venmo you all the money in my bank account.... go ahead I’ll wait

@ez_e__ 1,3,A

3, 3, A or I don’t wanna talk

@jackbutts1 Lol man your tweets are hilarious! I love following your account

Tonight’s the night! #UFC246 main card, featuring the return of Conor McGregor, starts LIVE at 10PM/ET exclusively available on ESPN+ #ItsBoutTime