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@UtdJChinkZ9 @jakepaul Wish more people understood A) how offensive ‘Man U’ is and B ) how much it shows how little your ball knowledge is

@Emily_660 gay

@shelovesore “On the third day” included Friday too 😁

I’m sorry, genuinely asking but i thought Jesus died on a Friday afternoon. Going by that and the fact that he resurrected 3 days after, aren’t we meant to be celebrating Easter on Monday and not Sunday?

@RagnarRagan @TheHughAnthony Our God visited earth as man, interacted with men and they documented what they saw, and what he said. Hopefully your tree gods break through to you soon.

@TheHughAnthony Christians can only celebrate joyfully when draped in pagan aesthetics

Happy Easter!

@Red_Scouser1892 Happy Easter my brother in Christ, I wish you peace today ❤️

My lord and saviour did not die 🙏✝️

@FightStorage This was a long time ago, and fully deserved if you read into it

Raja Jackson, 25, son of Quinton “Rampage” Jackson, brutally attacked wrestler Stuart Smith at a Knokx Pro Wrestling . Jackson slammed Smith and threw over 20 punches, leaving him unconscious and hospitalized.😳

@ECicatello Not even a Chelsea fan, but 7-0 on your big day out mate. You do understand tweeting nonsense like that just makes your small club look even more pathetic than it already does?

I'd rather be in league 2, singing, dancing cheering, jeering, shouting and crying with the Vale, than the tourists and millionaires in a soulless heartless club like Chelsea. Forever Vale #pvfc

@elsdawg Having to go back 20 years says it all. If we’re playing that game, I’ll do the same - 13 prems and a big juicy treble, who very recently danced in your backyard

“it’s just Port Vale”

@w0nyeongz It’s canon to be low honour until the *you know what* and then you end with high honour - do the last few debt collections to boost it late on

i was gonna do a low honor run but i just cant i cant do that to arthur

@yogurrrttt John gave uncle the strap and then proceeded to prepare steaks

i love how he did this for his son and wife shortly after curb stomping uncle with ZERO hesitation

@bennufc_18 Bit like how Isak was never ever gonna leave and how Ekiteke was nailed on? Check the table, check the trophy cabinets, stay in your lane

Well that didn’t last long did it, thought they agreed personal terms and all sorts, entitled Man Utd fans telling us it’ll definitely happen. Hate to say we told ya so.

@Form_45 Paying the Jizya already…

Eid Surprise From Our Neighbours ❤️ Today, She Gave Eidi💷 To my Nephew&Nieces 😍

@DramaAlert Logan didn’t back down to the fossil… pure props to him

Logan Paul TROLLED by Tom Brady.

@CFC_DERA @UtdKobi Bookmarking Mandingo

@UtdKobi Let the match finish first

Let’s all laugh at Chelsea 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@UTDkingsley Bro is worse than Ugarte

I’m still a Baleba

@AVFCOfficial Really thought you’d do something 😂 always in our shadow scruffy brummie cunts

Full-time in Manchester.

Goodness me, Thierno Barry’s Instagram story…

@FrankEra_ Bro is ready to drop his usual 4/10 🙌🙌

🚨📸 | Diogo Dalot on Instagram. He’s already ready for tomorrow. 💪🇵🇹

@FBAwayDays This is football, the game we know and love, what’s the issue?

A Stenhousemuir coach was bricked after their game today with Queen of The South. Completely mindless behaviour… 🤬 x.com/james180189/st…

@chorlton_james Cry more at the end of the day mate

Fuck off

@CPFC You really thought you’d won the game after the first goal lol remember your owners dogs

It ends in defeat.