Matt 🚣🏽‍♀️

A Chrysler 300 look like a Phantom until a Phantom pull up.

They been waiting to call people broke lmao

So far this week: Trump threatened to wipe out a civilization on Tuesday. Announced a ceasefire on Wednesday. Israel leveled parts of Beirut on Thursday. Iran shut down the Strait of Hormuz, AGAIN. Gulf states are still intercepting drones. 13 American service members are dead. Over 3,400 Iranians killed. 1,500 dead in Lebanon. And this administration has the nerve to call this a win. They light the world on fire and then take credit for calling the fire department.

Jesus seeing Judas on Sunday morning

day 38 of 2026

The most correct take in NBA history

Julius Randle with a full shot clock

-Life of a 2000 born -Pandemic at the age of enjoyment -Ai implementation at the age of employment

Draymond not used to this

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NBA season barely 3 days old and we got a Double OT game to start, Ant & Wemby 40 balls and a nigga getting arrested. We might be in for an all timer.

Wemby’s reaction says it all. 🤣

I’m in tears lmaoo

Watching the worst game of the year after your fantasy team put up 63.7 points

Drake London is a dark horse to finish as the overall WR I most regret drafting.

Bar

BREAKING: Mayor Gina Ortiz's agenda item calling for a strategic pause on negotiations with Spurs over new arena FAILS 7-4.

This man cooked: “The Spurs have represented us so well, on and off the court. It’s time that we give them the same commitment as a city… and Mayor of Ortiz Jones, you ran on “No time to Waste”… why is there suddenly time.” *walks off 🎤