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@MarioNawfal SD gov Noem.

🚨🇺🇸BREAKING: TRUMP HAS PICKED HIS VP TRUMP: "I know who it's going to be.” Nikki Haley? ”She doesn’t look good for me." Pence? “I don’t think the people would accept it.” Chris Christie? “He’s eating right now. He can’t be bothered.” DeSantis? “Him and his fancy shoes…No” Tim Scott or Mike Pompeo? "They're all begging me.” So, who is it? "Well, I can't tell you that, really." TRUMP CAMPAIGN: "Nothing is finalized.” Source: POLITICO, UPROXX, FOX, AP

@ElonMuskAOC 69.42

If someone can guess my exact ad revenue amount (to the nearest dollar), I will give you $69.42 every week for the next 4 weeks! 69 hours, starts now. If you know my amount, you’re disqualified. Good luck!

@TonyLiebert Add Bruce Smith to the list.

I asked ChatGPT, who are the 10 best UMN athletes of All-Time: 1. Bronko Nagurski (Football) 2. Herb Brooks (Ice Hockey) 3. Paul Molitor (Baseball) 4. Lindsay Whalen (Basketball) 5. Tom Lehman (Golf) 6. Bobby Bell (Football) 7. John Carlson (Ice Hockey) 8. Patty Berg (Golf) 9. Marion Barber III (Football) 10. Darrell Thompson (Football)

@Timstai @MSHSL Seventh place didn’t get a medal should they change that to? To what end? Everyone wrestles til they win and everyone gets a medal.?

23 Seniors in CIass A went 0-1 and ended their wrestling careers the worst way I can imagine: watching another wrestler lose a match to end their career!! I wonder how many times since state they have thought about it? I’m here to remind the @MSHSL that this is not fair!

@TheBabylonBee Delay the shit out of it. They got enough money from us.

McCarthy Warns Not Voting For Him Could Delay More Funds To Ukraine babylonbee.com/news/mccarthy-…

@ESPNBooger Really? Your an analyst and your asking as a serious question. After ESPN adds Joe Buck everyone’s IQ drops.