Matthew Batterham

@IAmTheOlum @dollarbill256 @UtdPlug @ChrisWheelerDM We're one point behind you with a game in hand

@dollarbill256 @UtdPlug @ChrisWheelerDM First match Newcastle's strength bro 😅

🚨 NEW: Harry Maguire is set to leave the club. There are question marks over the futures of Anthony Martial, Diogo Dalot, Aaron Wan-Bissaka, Fred, Scott McTominay, Donny van de Beek, Anthony Elanga and Brandon Williams. @ChrisWheelerDM #MUFC 🔴

@utdyoda @UtdPlug @sn_footballclub He's a decent footballer in the right role. He's just a hopeless striker!

@UtdPlug @sn_footballclub might not be a good footballer but this is one o the biggest contributions to our season so far 😭

🚨🇳🇱 Wout Weghorst: "I already said to do it [talk to the Brighton players before penalties] before we started, to some of our guys but nobody did it. I scored, saw the ball and tried to get a few advantages to maybe help us win it." [@sn_footballclub] 😂

@JamesBatterham2 Impressive

@MatthewBatt this is how you throw a football #FinsUp

@JamesBatterham2 We're going double figures again. Top the division.

@MatthewBatt Well at least your teams gonna win at least one game this year.

@JamesBatterham2 Good start to the season...

@JamesBatterham2 Narrow win against the Bengals. Only one point in it. New receiver, Metcalf, looks good though

@MatthewBatt Hahaha yeah start as we mean to go on I suppose. How did the hawks get on?

@JamesBatman98 Yeah, I hear he's pretty big at the moment!

@JamesBatman98 ha, that's pretty good. Apparently Carroll said 'he wants him big'. Calm down Pete, calm down.

@JamesBatman98 he always sounds like he'll stay in Seattle. But you never know. If there's money available.

@JamesBatman98 not heard that rumour, I wouldn't be pleased!

@JamesBatman98 that's a strong division to be fair. What are your remaining games like?

@JamesBatman98 I watched bits of it. Play-offs this year! we've beaten everyone in your division just to make it fair :-)

@JamesBatman98 ha, does give it a very different feel!

@09meegs ha, just watched this :-) very good.

youtu.be/GcBAhY1f9iM @JamesBatman98 this is the video that picture was about.

@JamesBatman98 don't know if uv seen them but there's loads of videos of this matt delahunty (however you spell it) on YouTube. Good stuff.

@JamesBatman98 ha! To the point I suppose!

@09meeg everytime you were obese? How often are you obese??

@09meegs ha, yeah he is. Handsome too.

@09meegs awwww