Matthew Billy

@mjfree If you happen to bump into Jake Paul while on your vacation, can you please let him know Puerto Rico is part of the United States?

I’m taking my daughter to Puerto Rico next week and was curious if MAGA had any questions / comments they want me to pass on to the people there?

My mom on Super Bowl night, "It’s almost time for Bad Bunny!" The number of boomers Bad Bunny converted to reggaeton fans is mind-boggling.

Why is @Minions not licensing the music to Tomàs-Llorenç Guarino Sabaté for his Olympic ice skating routine? theguardian.com/sport/2026/feb…

I have not watched all the documentaries up for an Academy Award this year, but The Perfect Neighbor has to be a frontrunner. Wow! imdb.com/title/tt349628…

The "Felony Footlong" is the greatest marketing opportunity of all time. @SUBWAY

I'm sorry, but did @jonstewart just say "This Land is Your Land" is in the public domain? @TheDailyShow Don't get yourself sued. youtu.be/ggIBtdtypCw?si…

No lie, this @JimmyKimmelLive opening reminds me of 2008 when @jonstewart @StephenAtHome and @ConanOBrien were all beefing over "who made @GovMikeHuckabee — @GavinNewsom and @sethmeyers are genius. youtu.be/wav3Kj7mniY?si…

He totally went to the strip club that night after drinking all that "coffee" youtu.be/rOXbRu43ok8?si…

The United States military is now the "Karen of the world." @ronnychieng nailed it. youtu.be/hlS5um3WJqg?si…

One of the most exciting things about the architecture of the upcoming shdwDrive v2 platform is that it’s running its own novel consensus mechanism, specifically designed to be a decentralized cloud orchestrator. Since #Solana Crossroads 2024, we’ve rebuilt the consensus mechanism for shdwDrive v2 from the ground up. Tons of inefficiencies were removed and the consensus engine now has the ability to actually scale. Why is this exciting? A consensus engine built specifically to handle large data structures at scale without sacrificing performance can do so much more than just store data and serve requests. Anything service a cloud platform can provide, shdwDrive will eventually provide too. shdwOperators are at the bleeding edge of cloud technology and… by virtue of shdwDrive v2’s network being trustless, decentralized, and permissionless… will benefit from being at the forefront 🔥 #web3 #DePIN $SHDW

Wow!

Thank you, @djthepolls, for sending a DJ to my polling place in Pennsylvania. The music made the 90-minute wait in line much more pleasant. mlive.com/politics/2024/…

Georgia surpasses 4 million votes on last day of early voting! “This was the most successful Early Voting period in Georgia history because voters trust the process,” said Secretary Brad Raffensperger thehill.com/homenews/state…

This one is a banger.

How is it possible for a pizzeria to have these hours?

When Waffle House closes for a storm, it's time to evacuate.

Trump’s Speeches, Increasingly Angry and Rambling, Reignite the Question of Age By @peterbakernyt & @dylfreed for @nytimes nytimes.com/2024/10/06/us/…

What do you get when you mix @RichardBarone 's melodious vocals with @thekingdmc 's tight rhymes? You get All Fall Down!! youtube.com/watch?v=jECMTX…

Yum! "Ahead of the presidential election, Ben & Jerry’s endorses Kamala Harris with new ice cream flavor" salon.com/2024/09/22/ahe…