Matthew Blewittt

@BBCSnooker Centuries win frames. Consistency wins tournaments #joeperry

Love pompey mateeee

My way of saying 'well done' today is liking someones status haha

Finally finished school. Edexcel can go suck a meaty penis.

Definitely fancy Leeds festival again this year if I can get the cash together

Mate, the centurion challenge is mental

I love shawl collared black tie. Best looking suits. 2.bp.blogspot.com/-ykdT2FJ3VbU/U…

@TomOliverTM @MDMMatthew @Raynes229 I won't lie, I still know all the lyrics to Best In Them, absolute tuneage

@TomOliverTM @mdmmatthew @raynes229 not quite old school enough, we need to go back to the brilliant days when bendog played lead guitar :')

FENTON!

mate, back-to-front dressing gowns are the funnest thing in the wold

@BanksTom @rhyspickering definitely the shortest one here

Imagine like what if you know?

@TomOliverTM fuck off. They're great. Your music taste is so apalling.

## #nohomo #swag #donthatebelieb

Might be getting paid to go see Justin Bieber haha

@rachelloisxo we were far too confused

Taxi driver, if I offer you a bottle of water, take/reject it without being a dick. I'm just trying to do my good deed for the day, prick.

@MDMMatthew I remember the sheer embarrassment of this, emotionally scared for life

@RhysPickering Game of Thrones you blither