Matthew Callaway

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Matthew Callaway

Matthew Callaway

@MatthewCallaway

All tweets are parody unless they're not.

California, USA Katılım Haziran 2009
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Matthew Callaway
Matthew Callaway@MatthewCallaway·
Fuck bipartisanship, completely. Don't seat the seditionists, don't reach across the isle. Prosecute. Pack the courts. Destroy the GOP.
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Canada Hates Trump
Canada Hates Trump@AntiTrumpCanada·
When he’s finally dead, cities will shut down from partying, church bells will ring till they crack, there’ll be champagne shortages, therapists will be booked solid for utter joy, historians will get drunk at breakfast, and a pilgrimage to piss on his grave will start in 🇨🇦.
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Professor of Logic
Professor of Logic@XJR_0980·
@briangaar Scott had around $100m, a few million to bang her for a few years was probably well worth the investment
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Brian Gaar
Brian Gaar@briangaar·
The funniest thing Scott Adams ever did was marry an Instagram model who was 40 years younger and he tried to make all these brain genius posts about her and she immediately left him
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Cher
Cher@cher·
@CallawayBOT I Said What I Said‼️Shape Shift My Words 2 Fit Your Agenda,Means LESS Than Zero 2 me,&& IF U THINK I'LL SCRAMBLE 2B PC UR NUTS
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AshLaoLive
AshLaoLive@AshLaoLive·
Omg the energy at the Sonoma County #HandsOff protest was INSANE!! Here were a few highlights from the event I was able to capture (1/7)
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Ilhan Omar
Ilhan Omar@IlhanMN·
Wisconsin ❤️🙏🏽
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Canada Hates Trump
Canada Hates Trump@AntiTrumpCanada·
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Apartheid South African Nazi who spent tens of millions of dollars on the Wisconsin Supreme Court MAGA candidate loses. Suck on that, you fucking cheesehead.
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noah kulwin
noah kulwin@nkulw·
Gosh if I were @elonmusk I might be moved to self-harm tonight :/
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True Patriot 🇺🇸
True Patriot 🇺🇸@Betrue_Patriot·
@elonmusk Nothing is going to change unless change happens. This Wisconsin election has proven this. I still feel something is off and we need to look into. It’s only going to get worse with adding more awful liberal judges.
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Elon Musk
Elon Musk@elonmusk·
The long con of the left is corruption of the judiciary
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Marcus G
Marcus G@MarcusGarc17811·
@elonmusk Keep doing the Lords work restore Gods country back to the people from the machine
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