Matthew Callaway
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Matthew Callaway
@MatthewCallaway
All tweets are parody unless they're not.
California, USA Katılım Haziran 2009
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grass found in field
PoliticsVideoChannel@politvidchannel
BREAKING: Lindsey Graham is accused of hiring gay sex workers
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best of luck to those flu-like symptoms
TMZ@TMZ
Mitch McConnell Hospitalized With Flu-Like Symptoms tmz.me/2kswLLM
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I will vote for whichever candidate promises to have this guy executed live on television in 2028
Stephen Miller@StephenM
A would-be assassin tried to murder federal law enforcement and the official Democrat account sides with the terrorists.
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@XJR_0980 @briangaar How much did he take with him to hell?
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@briangaar Scott had around $100m, a few million to bang her for a few years was probably well worth the investment
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He died doing what he loved, being a fucking idiot.
Scott Adams@ScottAdamsSays
A Final Message From Scott Adams
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@CallawayBOT I Said What I Said‼️Shape Shift My Words 2 Fit Your Agenda,Means LESS Than Zero 2 me,&& IF U THINK I'LL SCRAMBLE 2B PC UR NUTS
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Maybe it's this hillbilly cosplayer had gone to a different inauguration things would be easier. But no, he had to get content for his podcast. Welcome to the History books traitor.
Theo Von@TheoVon
Mr @POTUS @JDVance @BernieSanders @RobertKennedyJr @RepThomasMassie @RoKhanna can we please get aid into GAZA NOW?! Children are starving to death!! We are America. This isnt about politics. This is about humanity.
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@AshLaoLive Hey Ash, let's connect. Great meeting you today. Sic Semper Tyrannis
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Omg the energy at the Sonoma County #HandsOff protest was INSANE!! Here were a few highlights from the event I was able to capture (1/7)
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this is so embarrassing for you lol
Elon Musk@elonmusk
Very important to vote for Superjudge Brad Schimel and voter ID today in Wisconsin!
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Gosh if I were @elonmusk I might be moved to self-harm tonight :/
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We know your dick is small and broken beyond repair.
Elon Musk@elonmusk
The long con of the left is corruption of the judiciary
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@Betrue_Patriot @elonmusk Just pray about it a lot and when your prayer doesn't work remind yourself that God hates you and kill yourself.
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@elonmusk Nothing is going to change unless change happens. This Wisconsin election has proven this. I still feel something is off and we need to look into. It’s only going to get worse with adding more awful liberal judges.
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@AprilSaldivar17 @elonmusk Pray real hard about it and when nothing comes of your prayer know that it's because God hates you.
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@MarcusGarc17811 @elonmusk When he loses it means God hates you. Feel free to kill yourself
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