Matthew Conrod

Hang it in the reality TV Louvre #TheTraitorsUS

Trading Brady to Mar-a-Lago would have sent a less obvious message than this.

it's time to give that baby monkey a gun

Me when I run 3 red lights and beat the google maps arrival estimate by 1 minute:

@tayylormaxine @Senators Well said.

@ColtonPraill Or Alfie pump faking the stick toss. These were simpler times.

@MatthewConrod_ bring back the owner threatening to move the team while hosting the Winter Classic

I miss the good ole days of scandals surrounding the Ottawa Senators. Like when Pizza Pizza changed it from 4 goals to 6 goals needed for a free slice with a ticket stub the next day.

You mispronounce 100% of the countries you don't name.... - #WayneGretzky #FIFAWorldCup2026draw

Whoever is selecting the Canadian anthem singers needs a salary DECREASE.

Don't let talks about Alberta separation distract you from the fact that it was always Sens in 7.

Biggest 25 point comebacks in history: 1. Tom Brady, 28-3 2. LPC, 45-20 That’s all folks.

me giving my dog a bath

@KrisNoble71 Hang in there, Nobes. 🤭

Everyone should try being a Leafs fan at some point. What a thrill. My kids are crying, my parents are wondering if they’ll ever see a cup (so am I). JOIN US FOR MORE FUN ADVENTURES

It never gets old. #LeafsForever

35th straight year on the nice list. Historic run.

Getting the fantasy football squad ready for Round 2 of the playoffs

@SensCentral So bad we hired a coach we fired nearly 20 years ago.

How would you sum up the #Sens/DJ Smith era in one sentence? #GoSensGo

@welcometomarzz A delicious holiday treat!

@MatthewConrod_ You can’t convince me eggnog is good

If you know me well then you’ll know that I only partake once in a while and this is definitely my once in a while. Special combo.

@GradySas @Jttomiyama Who?

@MatthewConrod_ Could @Jttomiyama handle this?