Matthew Eades

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Matthew Eades

Matthew Eades

@MatthewEades

Makes people look pretty.

London town Katılım Şubat 2009
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Matthew Eades
Matthew Eades@MatthewEades·
Dear @thameswater I called every day for 5 days in May about a MASSIVE leak on our road and it took another 5 for you to turn up and stop it. Millions of ltrs a day literally down the drain. So you can shove your #hosepipeBan up your sewage pipe
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Gus The Fox
Gus The Fox@GusTheFox·
Only person not wearing a mask around David Attenborough. Genuinely gutted he didn’t die in hospital last year, the scruffy albino sex yeti.
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Sarah Millican@SarahMillican75·
Have you even been shopping if you haven’t had a poo in John Lewis?
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Matthew Eades@MatthewEades·
Another disgusting overflowing bin @lambeth_council in the playground. Dangerous and unhygienic and not been emptied for weeks. On Woodland road #gipsyhill
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Arnold Schwarzenegger@Schwarzenegger·
My message to my fellow Americans and friends around the world following this week's attack on the Capitol.
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Gus The Fox@GusTheFox·
There must be a lot of Wetherspoons customers desperately trying to learn how to write today. All trying to learn how to hold a pen via YouTube tutorial videos and smashing up their keyboards with their chubby fists in a panicked rage.
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Gus The Fox
Gus The Fox@GusTheFox·
I wonder if the type of people who go to the pub at 6am are good at washing their hands.
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Matthew Eades@MatthewEades·
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Tim Weekes@TimWeekes67

@JohnCleese The funny thing is that vegans cannot eat organic food. Without artificial fertiliser it needs manure which has to come from animals kept for food. 😂

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Matthew Eades@MatthewEades·
This is real. As is what is happening
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Scott Bryan@scottygb·
ABSOLUTE SCENES ON THE BBC NEWS CHANNEL
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