Rosie Vogel

I've just realised that at some point over the weekend I singed off half of my eyelashes on one eye. #cool

Strictly not drinking in January, except for: 1. Beer and wine 2. At weekends (including Thursdays) 3. In pubs 4. When bored

A long time coming but @missjourdandunn is the first solo black model to appear on @BritishVogue cover for 12 years: tgr.ph/177qgR0

Has anyone read anything brilliant recently they want to share with me? Be advised my taste ranges from Salman Rushdie to Jilly Cooper.

I have just been informed that apparently at Claridges the barmen operate an official "three martini" rule. I've had two. 🍸🍸#claridges

Just got served in the post office by a dead ringer for Desmond Tutu. #fulham

Morning coffee in my favourite mug (featuring me, tcglondon and @verityparker18) #poorunfortunatesouls) instagram.com/p/uNJGJkirUs/

Somehow I've become the kind of person who takes their own bags to the supermarket. Has anyone seen my lost youth lying around anywhere?

Just realised I've come to work dressed as k.d. lang

Highlights include: her getting tangled in a skipping rope, and snogging herself

My obsession with Mel B's new video has really gotten out of control

Hot off the press- one of my all time favourites elizacummingsofficial looking 🔥🔥🔥 as always for… instagram.com/p/tmv39mirZV/

I am unbelievably excited about the fact that Gogglebox starts again tonight. @MatthewEades and I hope to become Steph and Dom one day.

I was unprepared for the unbearable pain of watching The Great British Bake Off while on a pre-wedding diet.

“@RuPaul: My dental hygienist has gotten so increasingly rough with me that I think we need to establish a "safe word"” Amen to that sister

@bybellazine after my brothers wedding I ate a whole ham that was meant for lunch the next day- they found the carcass wearing my hat

Can anyone recommend a good place to get tote bags printed in London? Suggestions gratefully received...

Unable to hide my contempt for people at the gym who insist on taking 2 towels despite the polite "1 towel policy" notice @SoVeryBritish

@HannaHanra or worse: teabag on clean surface. Or dirty surface. Or indeed anywhere that isn't the bin for that matter.