MatthewLaidlow

this poor woman was put on anti-psychotics because she kept saying there was a man in her loft. one problem: there actually was a man secretly living in her loft this is a plot to a horror novel i’m horrified lbc.co.uk/article/man-hi…

Another close run race in North Korea.

She goes by Katie Price these days

Looks like this Carlisle fan has ripped some poor lad’s head off, and he’s holding it up like some sort of trophy 😂🤦‍♂️

Not a good day if you’re in the Battenberg cake industry.

Elephant shrew having ramen

Gunnersaurus beats Crusty the Pie in a half-time penalty shootout during Arsenal v Wigan 😅

Very cool.

Give that man an extra helping of meatballs

BBC ALBA BROUGHT BACK THE FOOTBALL ITALIA MUSIC

Wake up babe there’s a Portuguese Catholic priest who mixes Gregorian chants with industrial techno house music

Metal Gear Solid face textures appreciation post.

On the run. One hand. Two beers. Zero spills. Difficulty level: impossible. Completed casually. 🥶

@skybingo 5

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Violence has spilt onto King Street after two men were removed from a gentlemen’s club in Melbourne. One of the men threw a chair which appeared to be aimed at security, hitting his friend instead. Get the full story on 7NEWS at 6pm. @paul_dowsley

Me when Hotel California comes on.

@skyvegas Apple, Crisps, Cornflakes.

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pens fucking upside down 😭😭😭😭

Went into Lidl for milk but left looking like I’d won an episode of Bullseye.