MatthewOToole 🏏😂🎭🧑‍💻

@TrendlineN @UB1UB2 @grok Another tree just got chopped down in the rainforest because you asked Grok that.

@UB1UB2 I didn't get the details of event, hey @grok what happened

This is what happened when this London bus driver didn’t let a passenger on

@HCLPokerShow Not shoving pre with £1710 behind, AKo as your hold cards, and £590 already in the pot, is just embarrassing. Oh, he's a singer/songwriter, not a poker Pro. Okay. 🫏

Adam Cohen said he’s done for the night & shoves ace high! 🤯 One time dealer?? 🙏

@maxmarchione Nice. And you promise (pinky swear) you're not going to sell this data to health insurance providers so they can use it to assess risk and deny people care, right? Right? 🧐

Today, we share our AI doctor for the first time The future is an AI that knows more about your body than any human ever could. 247 commits. 140,000 lines of code. Months of engineering. Here it is:

@RichKettle07 It's a team game. What a stupid question.

Who is responsible for India's Humiliating defeat against South Africa at Narendra Modi Stadium 🧐

@pokerorg Standard. Pair and nfd vs top set.

She snap called for her tournament life 🙏

@lewis_goodall Incidentally, you can theoretically get life imprisonment for 'Misconduct in public office' (10-14 years, more realistically). #justsaying

BBC reporting that Andrew Mountbatten Windsor has been arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office. There is no precedent for a senior member of the royal family being placed under arrest in modern British history. A seismic moment for the monarchy.

@TruthtideTV @ThoughtCrimes80 I did try it. Didn't work.

@MatthewOToole @ThoughtCrimes80 Thinking is not the same as trying.

Dude writes 25 lines of code that can unredact all of the Epstein files in less than 30 seconds. If we never see this guy again, we’ll all know why. 😬😳💀

Wait, who was Farkas bringing to dinner with Epstein in 2019? 🥸🤣 #EpsteinFiles #EpsteinTrumpFiles #EpsteinFiles2026

@TruthtideTV @ThoughtCrimes80 I don't think this works. They're raster images saved as PDFs.

@ThoughtCrimes80 Here is a solution for PDF -> docx.

@HCLPokerShow JBOOGS is so UL on HCL.

TOP SET VS ACES!! 😳💰 What could possibly go wrong… 🫣

@HCLPokerShow @JasperMa905 @bet_105 How? Saw his hand pre? Betting patterns? A live tell?

No pair, no problem. @JasperMa905 clicks call with just ace-high! 😎🆒 Brought to you by @bet_105 — where value bettors feel at home

@CoinPoker_OFF No, it's trip Kings.

PSA: This hand is NOT a set of Kings

bbc.co.uk/news/articles/… Anyone who does this should do community service until all this s**t is sorted. They should also be fined. Right next to an f'n river too. Scum producing scum.

@realSi_jeff Total costs b4 owner pays himself: ~£200k Leaves £500k. So owning a sports car is perfectly feasible. Even a different model where barbers "rent a chair" off the owner and then the owner also earns would still allow for the owner to pay himself a decent salary. /n

@realSi_jeff Non-owner staff cost ≈ £80-120k (3-4 other barbers on rotating shifts) Reasonable SW London estimates: Rent: £40–55k Business rates: £15–20k Utilities: £6–8k Insurance, accounting, booking software, consumables, maintenance: £12–15k Overheads ≈ £75–90k Call it £85k. 2/n 🧵

I’m pretty sure HMRC need to be doing proper investigations into barber shops in the U.K.

@realSi_jeff My local barbers are a nice bunch, but it's now £24 for a chop and it's always cash only. It's got to the point where I think the cuts are good, but a pair of clippers and a 3-way mirror is gonna save me money after 2-3 months.

@ItsRoss22 @BhushanManmath Bucknor was notoriously awful. HTH can he be confident that was going on to hit the stumps?

@BhushanManmath not as bad as it seems, in test if batsman doesn’t offer shot, then it doesnt matter if batsman is in front of the wicket when ball hits his pad..

POV: You’re watching the exact reason DRS was introduced 😭🤯🤯

@7Cricket Imagine how badly they'd have lost if they'd have under prepared.

"Leading into this Test match, I actually think we over prepared to be honest." - Brendon McCullum talks about England's approach heading into Brisbane and whether it'll change for Adelaide #Ashes

Er, WTH was the umpire doing standing back there?@bbctms #Ashes2025 #EnglandCricket #engvsaus 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🦁🦁🦁🇦🇺🦘🐨🪃