Matt Ford

Does this look like a man that was in the biggest band of all time or a man that was selling his music out of his boot at the Eumundi markets?

@DominikFascist @levfercomedy Dude it’s a live roast and he’s hosting it. You think he’s gonna work on bits about Kevin Hart and those other knuckleheads the way he works on his own act throughout the year? Deluded.

@levfercomedy Comedians spend all their time talking about the “craft” of stand up comedy only to have team of writers to come up with their jokes? This is like finding out most rappers use ghostwriters.

GIVE THIS GIRL THE $100,000!!! Ridiculous how much better this is than the actual Archibald prize winner.

@debritz If they’re listening to music I don’t like that’s fine. If its rap and criminal behaviour is being forced down my ear I tell them to switch it. I’m a law abiding citizen. One time I got asked and I said 100.3 BAY FM. Driver liked it said I’ll keep it on I said ‘bad idea’.

Mister Brisbane asks: Do you ever ask a taxi or ride-share driver to turn the radio off, or on, or change the station? Also: kudos to 4BC and a switch for Mitch Lewis. misterbrisbane.substack.com/p/car-share-ka…

@Lord_Beesus Ok migaloo.

We need an Australian indigenous language term for whitey, “Pakeha” is such a goated word and it sucks we don’t have an equivalent

@RugbyBat @badel_cmail Foreign nation right next to us, so close it would be awkward if they became influenced by a much bigger and more powerful foreign nation don’t ya think? That country was always getting money around that ballpark anyway, NRL team or not. Time to grow up mate.

@badel_cmail So instead of taking gas companies we're letting highly paid athletes get a free ride in a foreign nation. Albo resign.

BREAKING: PM Albanese changes tax laws for PNG NRL stars. PNG Chiefs tax free exemption locked in as Australian government confirms legislation change | The Courier Mail codesports.com.au/nrl/nrls-tax-f…

Acting like it’s the equivalent of the men’s SOS when it’s the equivalent of a trial match is proper demented. I didn’t watch it, not because I’m less of a QLD’er or not supportive of the girls I just knew as a diehard league fan I wasn’t going to be watching “entertainment”.

Wasn’t thinking about how much I missed Buzz but this is good gear. So good to see Mahoney pump em, always liked him at the dogs that was like cancelling Seinfeld after the 3rd season.

@debritz 4BC a full blown Liberal Party Branch meeting, ABC full of left wing nonces. The only decent talk radio was that Bona guy on Triple M. I have a full time sports station now in SEN. I don’t need those nerds anymore.

Mister Brisbane asks: why are we not listening to talk radio? Do the ABC and 4BC simply not do it well? Is the content too polarising? Or too boring? Are 4BH and Triple M eating into the traditional talk audience? Should 4BC punt the footy? misterbrisbane.substack.com/p/all-talk-but…

@ALEXAGY0 Children of Men

If "stoner movies" didn't mean movies about smoking weed, but instead movies that are fucking amazing to watch while you're high, what are your favourites?

I listened to Jackson Warne on that podcast and he also reckons time hasn’t been the same since covid, days are shorter than they used to. Says he never used to get sick but now he does. Jackson doesn’t really seem to understand the symptoms of aging let alone a vaccine.

@deergirl7397 @gothamgrrls Yuck my teeth hurt just reading your dumb comment.

@gothamgrrls Theres better options

all hail

@monashposting Blokes an absolute fruitcake.

the right-wing barrier for what is considered a war crime or not is whether auspill hugo lennon finds you hot or not

@AbuHafsah1 Absolute dog, a rabid psychopath that will surely rot in hell.

This dog of Australia: Allegedly machine-gunned a prisoner with a prosthetic leg in the back. He is also accused of pressuring an inexperienced junior SAS soldier to execute an elderly unarmed Afghan detainee ("blood the rookie"). The prosthetic leg was reportedly taken as a souvenir and used by some soldiers as a drinking vessel. Allegedly kicked an unarmed civilian (named Ali Jan, a father of six) off a cliff, then directed subordinates to shoot him dead at the bottom. Why was Australia in Afghanistan in the first place?

@LeagueFreak What’s your solution?

This fucking goofball is about three second away from telling us to look through the square window….

@WazzaGc @Parko23 @3AWNeilMitchell What information do you want?

@Parko23 @3AWNeilMitchell What information did you get out of it that wasn't already out there?

I look forward to the explanation in this place as to why Albo’s speech to the nation was anything other than vacuous pre-emptive self defence. A genuine speech to the nation it was not.

Whenever I’m in a public place like a bus or a smokers area & some shithead starts playing music out loud off their phone I immediately pull out my phone and start playing the theme for “The X-Files” at full volume to throw them off. These turds need to be clowned out of society.

@Tedeschi8181 Ok Yoda, whatever

One of the great moments. Surely never happened in any Australian sport. Of relevance.

@zanofc @abcsport Cuck comment. No need for your caveats. Just celebrate.

Yes I know it’s a long break.. & yes I feel for the Roosters who have had the game stopped for a Bunnies milestone.. BUT that to me was the right outcome for rugby league! AJ’s record may never be broken! He deserved to be riding a wave of fan joy! What a moment!! @abcsport

THANK YOU, ALEX JOHNSTON! *We will never, ever, have to listen to gronks in the media (not the good ones) endlessly asking “Should fans run on the field?” for three months straight.

Due to inflation it is now Cigarettes or Alcohol by Oasis