Matthew Miley

@BarstoolBigCat Eagles are winning the Super Bowl after seeing these @Philly_Mays highlights

Max 😂

Good Luck Gambling Duck Must retweet to receive good gambling luck

This was corrected as soon as I hit send, thanks fellas 🫡

Is there a #statcorrections for NCAAF - need Diego Pavia’s most recent pass corrected to a 5 yd gain instead of a loss. Maybe @sloprules or @StevenCheah are bored and can help

@vibrantdad This is incredible - seeing your child “build a bridge” with someone is one of the best feelings one can experience. Thanks for blessing the TL today 🤝

Went to the playground with my daughter today. A girl a few years younger came up and, in very broken English, started talking to my daughter. So they ran off and started playing. I overheard my daughter asking the girl how old she is, but couldn't understand the response. My daughter, who is incredibly tall for her age, bent down so she could hear better. Then she said: "I'm not sure what you said. It's okay. Sometimes people don't understand me. Hold up fingers for how old you are." Then she pointed at herself and held up seven fingers. The little girl held up five fingers and then they ran off to play again. I was so proud of my daughter. She does have a slight speech impediment that makes it hard for her to say some words. She was able to use that to put herself in someone else's shoes, get down on their level, and be sweet and empathetic. I love that kid so much.

@AL95929999999 @JWepp @HoopMixOnly Bro I said this exact same thing with the 😯 look on my face 😂

Real basketball fans know who that “kid” is

@RobbyBerger Black eyed Susan’s 🤝

Twitter is batting .1000 on LBI recommendations. Not a bad meal yet. #ThankYouTwitter

@VivaLaStool @MrJerryOC @hen_ease @Tiffany_Gomas Yes

“You could have been a co-pilot but you blew it! Even Belichick has a girlfriend, he does her homework. Bing Bong!” -@MrJerryOC @hen_ease @Tiffany_Gomas

@JerryAfterDark “Big for my mentum”

THEY SAID IT WAS IMPOSSIBLE. THREE HOLES DOWN.

@CantEverDie Is this @Blutman27 ? @nickturani

97 year old blueberry processing plant still makes blueberry jam the old way twitter.com/fartnitefootjo…

@BoozeBlogsChuck Chuck, is it true that If you took the under, you hate America? I’ll hang up and listen.

IT WAS ALWAYS THE OVER!

GIVING AWAY A LOT OF TaylorMade Qi10 DRIVERS!! Up to 9! RT this. Make sure you’re following @TaylorMadeGolf & @ForePlayPod & boom you’re eligible to win ❤️🔥

@jackmac Thought this was Javale McGee for a second 😵‍💫

I ain’t taking him #1.

@ZackMcDerm @PiratesAreBad Based - Imagine thinking MLB viewership / consumer loyalty is currently in the same stratosphere with the NFL

I know the Orioles are technically a winning baseball organization, but are they really a winning baseball organization?

@_jackmcpherson @jerryferrara Wait, turtle was white??

“White people have no drip” Then explain this

@barstoolsports on a HEATER right now with JJ @Jerrythekid21 hole-in-one stream and the @outttoforderrr Epstein video… maybe the two best things they’ve ever done coming out in the same 24 hours. Special. #BullyHeart #LegenJerry

@BarstoolBigCat Incredible take Mr. Cat, I wish we were all brave enough to admit this simple truth #ThanksBigCat @BarstoolBigCat

I have a take. Tots are WILDLY overrated and based on nostalgia alone. Fries blow tots out of the water every day and twice on Sunday. Tots are for children, be an adult and get some curly fries

Watching @goodgood_golf vs @ForePlayPod and @FrankieBorrelli saying “good good?? More like bad bad!!” Just made my day

@ZackMcDerm @wingoz Just touch grass Trey

@wingoz Woof. Seek help, Trey. No one with any sense is actually blaming Taylor Swift. And thinking any pushback breaks down political lines is insane. Get outside; the internet isn’t real.

Bingo

@PFTCommenter Idk if I’ve ever seen a more perfect meme