Matt 🌴🐊🍕

Pizza posting some of my greatest hits because why not

@GamewithDave Half Life 2. Will never forget going through Ravenholm for the first time

For anyone who used a computer between 1990 & 2005… what’s the one game you still think about?

@gingertophat I never understood it

@MattsX tbh 6 7 was dead the moment it became a meme.

This video is going to keep me up at night. Congress, ban this abuse NOW.

Clavicular

FL GOV GOP Primary — Head-to-Head Casey DeSantis 51% Byron Donalds 38% Undecided 11% n=800 LV | ±3.5% | Apr 2–8

@PHILLYSPORTS42 Nice! Congrats

Finally in the 800 club, after years of sitting at like 798

@PalmyrPar K

This bot is going to outperform the S&P 500

Flyers

@coolkid147 @sixers Fair

@MattsX @sixers Might even be zero. Play in games aren’t playoff games

heard it here first: black unis for home games during the postseason.

@SpicyBerry Even George Floyd?

Me whenever a man speaks

@katieporterca You are an obese domestic abuser and should be working at Waffle House

I’m (still) the only candidate in this race who is neither a billionaire nor taking corporate PAC money. Our campaign is powered by tens of thousands of Californians. That’s who the next governor should be focused on—not themselves, not their donors, not any insiders.

@AmosFromWV Wow

My home for the next 10 days

“Cultural cry” is a complete neologism which is clearly meant to signify “this is a specific annoying noise you’re not allowed to point out is very annoying”

@TerryFranconia Making the trip up to go Sunday. Cannot wait

The next major golf round played I will be there

This is by far the worst year ever for a Masters broadcast. Show 4 guys, a few shots, minute behind and then a fucking commercial every few minutes of some little kids playing golf or IBM. I miss the commercial free days, those are gone forever.