Matt Wort

An Izzy Acaster brace in the first half sees Beverley Town Ladies victorious against a good @BrandesAFC Ladies side.

⚽️ MATCH DAY Our Bev Town Ladies take on Kingswood United Ladies at home today in a 2pm kick off

Beverley Town Ladies go in at the break two goals to the good. 2-0 HT

FT ⚽️ A hat trick for Lauren Seaman and 40 yard screamer secure the points today as Beverley Town Ladies win 4-1. 🙌

Our very own Beverley Town Ladies are at home this afternoon. Get behind the team at @ERLeisure Beverley Leisure Centre. 2pm KO, Sunday 3rd December

@spurswomenblog @SpursWomen @FotMob I've been genuinely excited by the Football so far. #COYS

We're three games in, @SpursWomen are fourth in the league. We have seen some consistently strong performances as reflected in three players in the WSL top ten as rated by @FotMob. With Eveliina lying 3rd, Ash 8th and Martha joint 9th. 🔥🔥🔥

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@DiddyCD Asian hornet? Evil buggers

What the f… is that?!

@Hayo_luke What are emails?

@awo86 I've got a classic 5-2-2-2. You work with what you've been given!

Someone gave me their phone number in a four-four-three formation the other day, rather than a five-three-three. It completely threw me.

@sufc_women When will we hear more details regarding these trials please?

United Women Academy Trials. ⚔️ Our 2023/24 trials begin next weekend. Register your interest now! 👇 #SUFC 🔴

@maxrushden Thierry Henry on the M25. In a traffic jam and I was mindlessly looking around. Staring at his tinted windows for clearly far too long thinking "I recognise that person" and he gave a wave and a thumbs up. Despite being a Spurs fan I gave him a courteous wave back.

question for radio footballers who have waved at you. (Not in a stadium/open top bus parade etc/they have to have waved first).

@KKNTeachLearn You forgot to add: go into school to run revision sessions!

@WestminsterWAG I'm really lost here... If £1 = €1.14, then the conversion would give you £219 = €249.66 You've lost out on a couple of sausage rolls there.

I just paid £219 to buy 200 euros at the airport. Sterling is trading 1.14 euro to a pound. Wtaf? Why is EVERYTHING in this country such a rip off?

@p_franklin5 @CelticFC @RangersFC I'll assume my invite is in the post!

It was great to finally tell Joe that he is going to Celtic Park to experience @CelticFC v @RangersFC next week and also tour the stadium. It is on his bucket list of things to do and is very excited. He tells me it’s his best birthday present ☘️☘️☘️

@fesshole What an inefficient cycling technique. Think about the drag!

I cycle to work in the early hours of the morning. In my shadow I see my coat flapping in the wind and I like to pretend I'm Batman and it's a cape. Sometimes I even put the theme tune on in my pocket. I'm 39.

@rosy316 @AlasdairGold 😂😂😂 Well compensated!

@Mattwort @AlasdairGold lol one of the worst Chelsea's in seasons . Ok one game def deserves his 15m a year

Spurs get the victory and with the weird way football works, they've won five of their past seven Premier League matches and sit six points clear in fourth and a point behind United who have two games in hand. Football is a strange thing.

@AlasdairGold All done while making us feel as though we lose every week!

@rosy316 @AlasdairGold Those minnows Man City and Chelsea 😉

@AlasdairGold Spurs bottle big games and beat bottom half fodder not strange at all

@LovePower_page If only that outfit was available for when I went to the supermarket during the lockdowns!

On what occasion would you wear this?