Matty Leadbeatter

@Nigel_Farage What about if you vote Reform but lose? Thick as mince

If you vote Reform you will not have an illegal migrant deportation facility in your area. We will hold migrants awaiting deportation in constituencies that vote Green instead. You get what you vote for.

@SkySports_Keith I thought he was in the team cause apparently Hall can’t defend? The same Hall we’ve all been claiming has to start for England this summer?

2-0 Newcastle and they deserved that. Dan Burn plants a header home into the corner from a Bruno corner. And that’s why he’s in the team, for all those asking. The goal came about from a quick break involving Pope, Osula & Willock. All the players being criticised involved in that goal…

@LukeEdwardsTele I like Luke Edwards but he’s not able to operate as a credible reporter on Newcastle United as things stand.

I like Nick Woltemade but he’s not able to play as a lone centre forward in the Premier League as things stand. And for his fanboys and girls read this statistic The German has not scored in the league since December, managing only 31 shots on goal in 30 league appearances this season with only 12 on target. Of his seven goals, one was a penalty #nufc

@Alasdair333 Congrats to the top pre-seeds for winning their home rigged tournament, the @ICC/@BCCI must be delighted

Absolutely pointless T20 World Cup final again, normal Indian monopoly ruling over the world of cricket, one challenging pitch and the USA give them the scare of their life to its flat pitches and boring cricket for the rest of the tournament, boring and pointless 👍

@BBCSport @BBCMOTD Howe ya doing

Michael Carrick suffers his first defeat since returning to Man Utd ❌

@comeonyouyellow @cwjreynolds Arsenal fans

@cwjreynolds US baseball fans I'd say. Especially if you denigrate them for wearing gloves.

Indian and Australian cricket plus South African rugby, but who is the fourth on the Mount Rushmore of most easily triggered sports fans?

@_EnGee Used to be sound. Ozempic gone to his head

Is there a more unlikeable person in the world than the “true geordie”?

@comeonyouyellow @NorwichCityFC May I introduce you to Alexander Isak 🐀

@NorwichCityFC Never seen a player with such goodwill shown towards him throw that all back in everyone's faces. He can go off to Canada and fade into obscurity. He won't be missed at Carrow Road.

Josh Sargent has completed a permanent transfer to Toronto FC for an undisclosed fee. All at Norwich City thank Josh for his contributions to the club and wish him well in the next stage of his career.

@ToonPolls Bloke behind me moaned all game (9-3 up in the champions league knockouts) and clapped their goal. Moron

Applauding the opposition scoring. Games gone. Can we not do that ever again please lads and lasses? #NUFC

@NUFCMurph Is there a better oven currently available? Might be best waiting till summer for the sales

My oven has started cooking meals at lukewarm temperature and has for quite a awhile now, not gonna bother buying a new one though. It once cooked me unreal food, and i should remember where i was before i bought that oven.

@stewiek @Samt14go @ToonPolls Joelinton was booked

@Samt14go @ToonPolls Just like Joelinton heh!?

I have absolutely no complaint with the result but my goodness that Ref Jarred Gillett was abysmal. So so weak. Just let Villa take the piss all game. Feigning injury and time wasting. He couldn’t even write up a yellow card without stopping the game. Utter shite. #NUFC

@NUSCuk I’m a member but my son isnt yet as he is still too young to attend. It won’t let me buy him a junior pack, I can only buy an adult one which I don’t want. Surely they could change this? I ain’t gonna buy him a membership just to buy this

Disappointed to see the club charging for membership packs on top of the membership fee Membership packs should be included as part of the membership fee - this is especially important for junior members to build the connection between the club and our next generation #NUFC

@SkySportsPL Ruined Christmas, nice one

@BarOneRacing @bet365 any chance? 🙏

🚨Fairplay Payback - Hamilton 1.50 We're refunding bets on Supremissy (Jockey unseated at start). Applies to single bets only; does not apply to extra markets, max refund €/£100 ⚠️ Did your bookmaker do likewise?

@SkySportsPL In other news, water is wet

"When you've got a player that doesn't want to be there, it can be an absolute nightmare" 💬 Jamie Carragher believes Newcastle should sell Alexander Isak 💰

@hewhodares182 😂 same with Alexander the Greedy

That Gibbs-White news.

@indykaila You didn’t have a date did you

I just cancelled my Saturday night date. Isak saga more important

@CookeeCharlie You make a delicious point

Problem you have with Joe Root scoring on 'flat pitches' is you then have to admit Anderson is the greatest bowler to ever live as he took 700 wickets on 'flat pitches'

@StanCollymore “Sid” all day! @markusscotrates

Fun fact. In pro football if you want a team mate in front of you to leave it so you could shoot, you'd shout "Fred".

@_laurennn92 Mine came out mid afternoon

Didn’t opt out for auto renewal but nothings been taken for membership today??? Anyone else the same?