JustMatty🌹

@Tomi_Tomero 6 months?? Is it a building project?

You people are making it to 6 months? By then we’re already siblings😂😂

@KerenKBitto Is this how you want to live your life ehh fine girl 😂😂

😭😭😭😭😭Ahhh God My Goodness please run to the A and E o I had a cousin who once swallowed Udara seed, that’s how three days later he started complaining of stomach pain and the family thought it was normal, went to hospital, nothing was wrong, but he stomach started getting bigger, then one day a small green shoot started coming out of his navel. That’s how they had to take him to the village and plant him in the soil and now he is an udara tree😭😭😭😭😭🤧🤧🤧💔💔💔😩🥺😞.

@Tomi_Tomero Underestimated privileges sis

Grateful for the privilege to be able to see, hear, breathe, walk and talk.

Everyone is fighting something in their lives. Everyone! Including you wey dey read this. No worry, you go win.

@iamdimma4 @ManUtd @grok It doesn't work like that.... But you're welcome to the family mama!

After weeks of pondering hard on which football club to join as a girl that wants to start watching football, I've come to the conclusion to join the best club in the whole wide world @ManUtd 🤭🤭🤭 Let the game begin 🤝😁 Image credit goes to @grok

RT @Auntydiski: Once again, Congratulations to Senegal for winning the 2025 AFCON. Good morning AFRICA. ✊🏾🙌🏾

@Gboye_Rave Mr Balogun ( popularly called Mr Balo) ahhh with that big belly.

@esther_stan Omo It started affecting me, till I went to a pharmacy and they told me it was heat that I should let my body breathe....guy I dey wear bralet and short sleep, chai!

@Matty_Jules I wore till year two self😂😂

This is the life of every teenage girl going through puberty .

@Aaron_Magook I no dey follow you ke?!

You want to use overall team results to discredit Bruno Fernandes? Let's do one for you then. Over 10 years of photography journalism, Mr. Pictures (Pooja) hasn't used his photos to win any of the following awards; 1. World Press Photo Awards 2. Sony World Photography Awards 3. Hasselblad Award 4. Prix Pictet 5. Leica Oskar Barnack Award 6. Hamdan International Photography Award 7. International Photography Awards 8. Lucie Awards 9. Royal Photographic Society Awards 10. Shpilman International Prize for Excellence in Photography 11. AOP Photography Awards 12. Communication Arts Photography Competition 13. LensCulture Photography Awards 14. PX3 Prix de la Photographie Paris 15. Monochrome Photography Awards 16. Fine Art Photography Awards 17. ND Awards 18. International Color Awards 19. Black & White Spider Awards 20. One Eyeland Photography Awards 21. Wildlife Photographer of the Year 22. Nature Photographer of the Year 23. BigPicture Natural World Photography Competition 24. European Wildlife Photographer of the Year 25. Asferico International Nature Photography Competition 26. Bird Photographer of the Year 27. Underwater Photographer of the Year 28. Travel Photographer of the Year 29. International Landscape Photographer of the Year 30. Landscape Photographer of the Year 31. Epson International Pano Awards 32. Siena International Photo Awards 33. Siena Drone Photo Awards 34. Aerial Photography Awards 35. World Sports Photography Awards 36. Pink Lady Food Photographer of the Year 37. iPhone Photography Awards 38. Mobile Photography Awards 39. International Garden Photographer of the Year 40. Ansel Adams Award for Conservation Photography 41. Fogtdal Photographers Award 42. Taylor Wessing Photo Portrait Prize 43. Deutsche Börse Photography Foundation Prize 44. National Geographic Photo Contest 45. Renaissance Photography Prize 46. Life Framer Photography Prize 47. Chromatic Awards 48. Tokyo International Foto Awards 49. Moscow International Foto Awards 50. Budapest International Foto Awards. Quantity photos.

@esther_stan I would have muted my mic and laughed till I roll on the floor.......lol!

We had a virtual meeting with a foreign client and one of my colleagues was speaking through his nose . The white woman kept saying “Can you say that again?” every time he spoke . The manager had enough and he said “Can the speaker make use of his normal voice please?” . The shame wasn’t mine but I bore it with him.

Rice, the solution to every cry. The govt of the rice, by the rice, and for the rice. Riceocracy.

@Tomi_Tomero Leave my air pods for my siblings.

Airpods

The app keeps hanging every 10-15 secs, and this 👇 pops up, what should I do? It's been like this for over a month now..... P.S. I have cleared my storage, uninstalled, installed, updated still saying the same thing!! Pls help!!

I am a woman.

@Tomi_Tomero 😂 Good morning

@Matty_Jules 😂😂na who no person Dey do person

Falomo-Obalende 500 Obalende-Yaba 1000 I’m sure there’s no light at home. Woe betide whoever greets me “welcome”

Ngl NOBODY knows a man better than the woman he's in a relationship with. when i say NOBODY, i mean NOBODY. not his PARENTS, not his HOMIES, not his SIBLINGS. they see ONE SIDE of him... but his girl gets the RĀW, UNFILTERED version. the BROKEN version. the LOVING version. the HAŤEFUL version. the UNSTABLE version

@Tomi_Tomero Oh, you're lucky I wanted to type welcome in Caps lol!

@Matty_Jules I’m home now. No single light 😫😭😭😭 But there’s water, so I guess there was light during the day. It’s about to rain, the breeze has softened my heart🤭

Tinubu, let the poor breathe

@Tomi_Tomero Oya do fast!

@Matty_Jules Not home yet but I’m sure I won’t meet it. I’ll update you😫