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@LukeEdwardsTele If we're aware he can't play as a lone striker why haven't we changed formation instead of playing the bloke in midfield? Having scored 7 out of 12 on target shows he's clinical when the service is correct. He's one of very few high quality footballers in our squad

I like Nick Woltemade but he’s not able to play as a lone centre forward in the Premier League as things stand. And for his fanboys and girls read this statistic The German has not scored in the league since December, managing only 31 shots on goal in 30 league appearances this season with only 12 on target. Of his seven goals, one was a penalty #nufc

@JohnPark96ni Let's be serious full backs weren't fantastic & Gordon was non existent bar the assist for this game. We won due to how poor spurs was not how good we were

@Mattyyjohnsonx Looks like Eddie knew better than you. Who would have thought eh?!

3 strikers on the bench, a winger up top and two of the slowest footballers known to man as full backs, class #nufc

@NUFC Nearly 2 hours of me life I'll never get back watching that

Full-time. ⏱️

If you thought the English commentary for the Smith & Humphries leg the other night was good, wait until you hear the Italian commentary team Absolutely superb 🤣🤣

Mad someone that size producing control like that in tight spaces like

strava.app.link/inYrygq0QTb get amongst it all you fellow dog walkers #strava #dogwalk #stravawalk @Strava

@SouthHettonCCFC 21-1 Seaham The Inn Between Slow start for the lads but finally got into our rhythm and ran out comfortable winners. @Mattyyjohnsonx x8 @LiamAHoughton x5 @aidramshaw x2 Sniffer x2 @kanderson1993 x2 @94MarkH x1 Scholsey x1 MOM - @Mattyyjohnsonx 👏🏻

On today’s episode of how fucking dare you do that on a Football pitch.

@LukeClegg5 @FootyLimbs You best believe it mate

@FootyLimbs @Mattyyjohnsonx that’s you on a Saturday isn’t it

Lukas Jutkiewicz’s equaliser to make it 6-6 from 6-2 down against Hibs is simply not spoken about enough. DISGRACEFUL FINISH!!! 🤯🤯🤯🧡

@amyjohno17 @DazWilliams Fancy Newcastle the neet?

For anyone interested…Johnny Depp and Sam Fender just been seen in The Bridge Tavern pub on Newcastle Quayside 👍🏻⚫️⚪️

@LukeClegg5 Ad be starting himself over sissoko like, probs more mobile than that big stiff idiot anorl

Roy hodgson has a better pass on him than Scott mctominay does.. I cba

@LiamAHoughton @SundayChants @brandoncook1998 Cracking finish that man, can't take no risks 🤣

When your teammate is the biggest shithouse in football. 🤣🤣

What is the point of VAR? Use it properly or scrap it🤷🏽‍♀️

@LukeClegg5 You been giving him tips again like pal

Kanye west has completely lost the plot hasn’t he disguising as a bush outside Kim’s gaff😭

Djed Spence is a proper baller

A bloody love football me

Jurgen Klopp trying to understand what this Villa reporter asked him is quite frankly brilliant... The German manager didn't stand a chance 😂😂😂 📹 @RakanDzn twitter.com/RakanDzn/statu…

Love too see it