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@Max0471

Just a nerd enjoying life. David Baker is the best Dr. Who ever, Rouge One best off shoot of Star Wars, Tamales are the best food, Han Solo shot first.

Houston, TX Katılım Aralık 2011
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nitwit@Max0471·
@rustyrockets Why are you or anyone concerned with what the people who defend this country eating. We send million for transgender studies to Uruguay I mean get real.
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Russell Brand@rustyrockets·
$9 Million for Crab Legs?!
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🌸ChristinaDream🌸@ChristinaDream7·
With a heavy heart, I wanted to share that my mom is in heaven—probably singing and dancing 🤍 She’s the reason I love music the way I do—singing, dancing, guitars… all of it started with her. I have so many memories of being lulled to sleep at
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@JesseKellyDC I couldn’t afford it at today’s ballpark prices
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Jesse Kelly@JesseKellyDC·
Yeah. The problem is the hot dogs. At the risk of sounding like a drunk, 9 beers in three hours is pretty doable. Granted, you’re probably gonna hit on some fat chicks. But that’s just how it goes. 9 hot dogs, with a bun, that’s tough. I don’t think I could do that.
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@JesseKellyDC I used to think the same but then in college we had a hot dog eating contest on dime-a-dog night. About 50 guys. The winner ate 9 hotdogs the first inning and puked. Several people tied for second at 7 hotdogs, all sick by the 3rd inning. There was no pacing.

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Old School 80s
Old School 80s@OldSchool80s·
Mar 24, 1986: 40 years ago, Van Halen released their 7th studio album, 5150. #80s The first with Sammy Hagar.
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nitwit@Max0471·
@Jazminrose_xx I keep watching this over and over again for some reason
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Jazmin Rose@Jazminrose_xx·
Skincare routine is important 😉
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@russellybarra Also people who know they will make the traffic light at 5 miles an hour while holding up the 7 cars behind them and keeping them from making the traffic light.
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Non-essential Commentary
Non-essential Commentary@SteveInmanClips·
Over the years I've had several sponsorship offers and moving forward I still don't need them. I appreciate it, but no offense, we don't need the money or corporate control over my content. This is the way. Your views and shares is all I need.
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Jesse Kelly
Jesse Kelly@JesseKellyDC·
Here’s a blackpill question for you: What are the long-term prospects for a country where 1 of the 2 major political parties is willing to shut down the transportation system so foreigners can’t be deported?
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@JesseKellyDC If no dime around give it to kid and hope it’s on the jumbo-tron
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Jesse Kelly@JesseKellyDC·
Since baseball game is upon us, let’s cover the rules for when you catch a baseball that goes in the stands: -If you’re married, find the nearest kid and give it to them. -If you’re single, find the hottest dime and give it to her. Never keep it.
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Bri 💋@Missbricosplay·
1 2 3 or 4?
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Jesse Kelly@JesseKellyDC·
I’ve got a physical tomorrow. Does anyone know the best way to get in shape and clean up your blood work in that amount of time?
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Bill Mitchell@mitchellvii·
We complain about Congress all the time, then re-elect 97% of them. I mean, this is a republic, and it's our fault.
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Brian McTaggart@brianmctaggart·
What’s embarrassing @MrColeThompson? You’re talking like UH is going to have no fans at this game. They sold out of their allotment within minutes and thousands of people were turned down for tickets through UH. They’ve sold out every home game for nearly 10 years. The place will have tons of Cougars fans. I don’t understand why you obsess about this.
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Natalie Levin 🐇
Natalie Levin 🐇@natali3levin·
At what age do I stop thirst trapping?
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ʚїɞ@alexiabrea_·
craving the PNW like a Victorian child needs fresh air
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nitwit@Max0471·
If it gets solved before August it will not matter we are a nation of fast food voters. If it gets out of sight it will be out of mind shortly afterwards. The media will harp on the economy no matter what till election time just to make sure you remember how bad it was even if things turn 180 degrees and we are all perfectly stable come November
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@alexiabrea_ Why would you care anyway you are dead it’s not like you can die again from embarrassment?
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