Rural Juror

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you just never know with me

When you’re being mean to me, this is who you’re being mean to

The Olaf animatronic at Disney Adventure World has had its first public malfunction. (Source: magictourclub/TikTok)

@ChrisJPatty My lactose intolerance is my strength, not weakness!

@MaxBenson5 You bring your lactose intolerant ass into MY mentions and talk about morality!?

chat is it bad to go to bed with a belly full of pickles?

4 years ago, lady gaga told caitlyn jenner she switched baristas just to be away from her 😭

Y'all aren't progressive. Y'all are just mean and angry. But because you don't want to confront these feelings and handle the real forces that upset you, y'all get unjustifiably upset at innocent online strangers. Other people have become your outlet. A way to let off emotional

@BhadBhurqa @KyleTreasure @vickislovetank You just made that up!

@KyleTreasure @vickislovetank She needs her lashings regardless. She’s absolutely vile using ai to write a book

JEN SHAH VOODOO

@gibsonoma I miss Kenya 😭

Real Housewives villain

the last five years really do feel like this

How I’ll be looking at every outdoor gathering this year

"THE BRIDE! is the worst movie I've ever seen." You wouldn't last a day as a festival screener.

Wanting to be loved but refusing to be known

Every time I look at IG stories it's a gay guy holding up a playbill

the most fun you could have as a gay child in 2009 was watching the soup

how i view everything around me when my routine is thrown off even a little bit

Whenever I have a bad week I think about this exchange from The Muppets (ABC), which is also one of its best moments encapsulating Kermit in four lines:

Do NOT try the Dubai Chocolate Matcha at Starbucks!

Strega Nona - TRAITOR Madeline - Faithful Rainbow Fish - Faithful; later recruited Paddington - Faithful Corduroy - Faithful Babar - Faithful (first banished) Amelia Bedelia - TRAITOR Eloise - Faithful Very Hungry Caterpillar - Faithful Cat in the Hat - TRAITOR Thing 1 - Faithful

@KyleTreasure This is so important to me