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@Acyn Wasn't expecting the Bush criticism from a Republican. Such a strange administration this is...

Hegseth: The media wants you to think that we're somehow spinning toward an endless abyss or a forever war or a quagmire. Nothing could be further from the truth. Hear it from me. One of hundreds of thousands who fought in Iraq and Afghanistan, who watched previous foolish politicians like Bush, Obama and Biden squander American credibility. This is not those wars. President Trump knows better. Epic fury is different.

@MartinSLewis Thanks for confirming.

@MaxKShaw no this is about the rate of new cheap fixes

Today's spike (on the spike) in the wholesale natural gas price has seen the final few providers that offer fixed rate energy tariffs below the price cap - removing them. There's now only one left that's materially cheaper than the Cap, and I'm not sure that'll still be around by the end of the day. Of course they may return if this is short lived, but it's not good.

@samwildefire @Reuters Although it's probably a charade for Trump's ego...

@samwildefire @Reuters From the article: "Joe Kent, the top U.S. security official who resigned over the war in Iran, ⁠is under an FBI investigation for allegedly leaking classified information"

FBI probes US security official who quit over Iran war, Semafor reports reut.rs/4bCCMtK reut.rs/4bCCMtK

@Adh80 @SYS_04_ @Keir_Starmer I think he means "paltry"

@SYS_04_ @Keir_Starmer Poultry?

Last year, the future of British Steel was on the line. Scunthorpe’s steel furnaces were hours away from shutting down. I couldn’t let thousands of people lose their jobs. So we saved British Steel. Time and again, people want to write off Britain’s workers. The Tories did it again and again. My Labour government will never leave workers behind. We’re investing in British steelmaking across our country – so we can make more of our own steel here at home.

The (now former) Director of the National Counterterrorism Center acknowledges that Iran was not a direct threat and the war was initiated "due to pressure from Israel and its powerful American lobby".

@fesshole Do what you must to ensure you get your points across.

On days I am required to give presentations to management at work, I wear extra-thick padded bras.

@Reuters For their first assignment, they won't have to even leave the White House.

Trump to formally launch fraud task force, White House says reut.rs/4cRhavQ reut.rs/4cRhavQ

@VaxxersAnti I am genuinely shocked that he correctly omitted the apostrophe for both cases of ITS. Although that's probably because he's just not using any punctuation at all 😂

Ronald's signs are already better than 90% of the other signs in use and that's taking into account the lack of any kind of punctuation and forgetting to leave room for the "A".

@fesshole "This drawer is a bit stiff..."

Just sold our house. Bedroom pic shows my wife's bedside drawer open. In there, I just spotted, can be seen a clone-a-willy version of my cock. We never noticed, and we assume nobody else has. My modest 6 inches are recorded in RightMove's property history. Feel very proud.

let me get this straight a team will not be playing in the FIFA World Cup because they are currently being bombed by the FIFA Peace Prize winner

@Gemini He does seem like the least moronic and deplorable member of the Trump administration, so he has that going for him...

Marco Rubio has jumped to 2nd in expected odds to win the 2028 presidential election, now sitting at 18% Other notable odds: • Gavin Newsom 20% • J.D. Vance 14% • AOC 7%

@Britannica The first ever phone call: Bell: "Watson, I've successfully invented the telephone!" Watson: "Sorry, who is this?"

On March 10, 1876, Alexander Graham Bell made the first successful telephone call to inventor Thomas Augustus Watson. Years later, Watson was recorded describing that first call ⬇️

@RestoreIOW Who is "they" in this context?

Yet more gray soup outside this morning. They will not break us. Stay strong this week patriots 💪

@fesshole Either you're eggsaggerating or just yoking

Added a fried egg to a pizza. It improved the pizza. Tried it with lasagne. Same. I've been adding fried eggs to everything and it is always an improvement: vegetable soup, tarka daal, tahchin, black forest gateau, and even apricot crumble. I think I have an egg fixation.

Tomcat Sundown

@ZoeJardiniere Try muting the account as well. This seemed to work for me. Now I never see the muskrat's tweets.

I was wondering why Mr Badloser’s tweets - that I almost never interact with - kept showing up on the TL. Turns out the fragile little man has recently blocked me. So Twitter algorithm is goading us to fight. Tbf in this case I’m entertained, but it’s designed to piss us off 😂

@Polygun_ @Acyn I'm a Londoner. Trump is talking absolute nonsense.

@Acyn Is he that wrong?

Trump: You have a terrible mayor of London. Terrible. He's an incompetent guy. You have Sharia courts adjudicating law.

@c_r_5 @fesshole And for automatic rerouting in case of traffic.

@fesshole Always worth using anyway, thanks to safety (speed) camera alerts

Been at my job for 6 years. I still need Waze/Google Maps to navigate me there and back home.