Max Myrhede

'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

@andreas_kuhne @HenrikJalalian Kan du rösta i USA:s presidentval menar du?

@HenrikJalalian Fast vi har redan gjort det valet? Du kan inte vara så här enfaldig?

Det är faktiskt lite sjukt. Det skrivs spaltmeter om amerikanska presidentvalet som är flera månader bort. Valet till EU-kommissionens ordförande är på torsdag. Hon ska leda 450 miljoner europeer. Väljs hon inte kan hela klimatpolitiken ryka Inte sett något om det hittills.

As an actor it’s always tough to watch shows you auditioned for and didn’t get, but kudos to David for landing this one

Look at this big ol' chonky boi

@CharlieCFC05 @Am_The_Am @Exolufc @RayyanNur2 @Wreccey_ @Atom03101991 @UtdFaithfuls Nobody is born with teeth

Imagine if.. - Real Madrid or PSG win UCL - Leicester win FA Cup - Liverpool finish 5th - Man Utd beat Arsenal in the final to win Europa League and end their UCL chance - Bruno Fernandes wins POTY Would be a perfect end to the season for us Manchester United fans. 😭😂

“Punch it bro, the lights gray.”

Han skulle inte ha kaxat.

I don’t know who this is, but he’s made my day.

When you have found the pug just retweet ok

It has been years and I keep thinking about why they didn't just edit this out lol

Fortfarande bitter över att Martin Dahlins mål mot Schweiz dömdes bort. På vilka grunder!? pic.twitter.com/SEc3pE7cwN

Large boulder the size of a small boulder is completely blocking east-bound lane Highway 145 mm78 at Silverpick Rd. Please use caution and watch for emergency vehicles in the area.

look how mad this dolphin is

Det är det roligaste jag sett i mitt liv!

Me: I'm full of lust but I can't perform in bed Doctor: Do you struggle with the booze? Me *looks at wife* the booing is bad but the slow clapping is just sarcastic

i’m taking care of a guys owl next week and he just sent me this list of rules. what the hell

Hon kommer bli så jävla besviken