Maximus, Legion

I was an Uber driver for a few months in Lagos. Gender doesn't matter, almost everyone is rude 😂 I did notice a pattern: the worst of them tended to be the ones who definitely cannot afford a car. Reason unclear, cause you'd think they'd appreciate the value more 🤔

I think it's a bit weird that those guys are forced to share an armrest, one of them could've sat in the seat behind Rihanna or across from Dangote

Just in case you happen to see this @Zlatan_Ibile I think you should get in touch with the fellow who made LAPOPIANO and get a remix going. Seems like it'll be a spectacular outcome with your involvement

You have to wonder what kind of interesting insights the team at McD uncovered to develop a mutually beneficial incentive around hotels for people who sometimes get big macs

@banksofcalgary @FBI Sammy LaBanco low-key goes hard, should catch on very quickly in prison

@FBI AKA what??? 🤣🤣🤣

Operation Catch Me if You Can: Nigerian Ringleader of Nationwide Bank Fraud and Money Laundering Conspiracies Sentenced to Twenty Years in Prison Serial Scammer Oluwaseun Adekoya, a/k/a "Ace G.," a/k/a "BRODA," a/k/a "Legendary," a/k/a "SANTA," a/k/a "SANTANA," a/k/a "Sammy LaBanco," a/k/a "Sean Maison," a/k/a" Kiing_maison," led conspiracies that stole and laundered over $2 million by impersonating people all over the country. @FBIAlbany investigated the case and received invaluable assistance from numerous law enforcement agencies across the country. Read more about the #FBI investigation at justice.gov/usao-ndny/pr/o….

Wow @riotgames @LeagueOfLegends

What a collection of reports

@drewlevin Got it, thanks

@MaxOfLagos yeah if you report someone for anything and they get hit for something in the next couple of weeks you get notified

Hey @drewlevin I reported someone for possible cheating/rank manipulation and I got feedback a few days later saying they had been punished for AFK...is that normal?

you crash out, you better break the backboard

KC vs MKOI and @HystericsCasts goes "what the bloody hell league of legends is this" 😂😂😂

@alxxty Has to be private

@alxxty Lmao people are always faking, but it's something else I have in mind lol

@alxxty I have some cynical thoughts 😂

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@tontebriggs Probably been nursing that business relationship for years. Likely invested in some authentic perfumes early on to build trust, discounted pricing on multiple orders etc. 🥲

That’s right

If that man's perfumes are really "fake", then the true victim of all this is his perfume plug. They had a good thing going, very happy customer. Now it may be ruined forever

I am a father. Earlier tonight, my son randomly started crying for no apparent reason. This rarely happens. I knew something was up. Here are 15 things the experience taught me about high-level stakeholder engagement 📝

I'm still looking for this, if anyone has seen it in a supermarket or something

What's the name of that kiss Daniel song about Akwa Ibom? He says something like everything everything he seeks is in Uyo

Where can I get this in Lagos?