From Wurundjeri to West Bank 🍉

Yes, I logged in to this nightmare hellsite just to tweet at the bloody Royal Mail about a package. And should I get an answer I will gleefully log the fuck back out.

I am ok. The venue would have backed me up 100%. I don't want to make their lives hard at all. But I'm tired of fighting the battle between "is this seat free?" and "there's 8 of us, we're all men, may we sit here?"

This one guy made me uncomfortable enough to leave my FAVOURITE BAR in Melbourne where THE VENUE MANAGER knows me BY NAME.

Just had like 8 dudes surround me in a bar and when I was uncomfortable the response was "oh, they all have girlfriends" then he asked me to pull up hate crime statistics. He needed numbers. He said it was "a you issue". His friend said "just apologise". I left.

@veenusau @TheCloreStation Vee opened this app to show me something and I immediately said "wait. Go back." Before my commentary was uttered.

@TheCloreStation Just so we are clear, I was in a karaoke bar with @MaxOnTrax when we saw this and their immediate response was "God they're so hot". And I have never agreed with a statement more quickly in my life.

back on the bullshit! I haven’t worn make-up in ages!! i think it’s actually time i revamp my collection!!!

@smule Are you working on a desktop version?

@claireyb_x I've missed a lot of things about existing in that space, but oh man is it rife with shitty behaviour, inadequate consequences and lacklustre reparations. Imagine accountability.

This is the real Pokemon GO experience.

sam reich moments before creating game changer:

@DianeDromgold @purplepingers Cry harder.

@purplepingers Your behaviour is unacceptable!!

Allegedly Vacant Homes - Naarm - 86 Weston Street, Brunswick (15 years) - 26 Bird Avenue, Northcote (2+ years) - 419-423 Cardigan Street, Carlton (block of units vacant for over 6 years) - 18 Waratah street, West Footscray (2.5 years, front door is open) - 31 Somerville Road, Yarraville (8 years, door open) Join your trade union, join the Renters and Housing Union, free Palestine. x

the clorefication station podcast episode 2 drops tomorrow @: 1pm aest 11pm edt 8pm pdt 4am gmt (omg i'm so sorry) snippet below the clorefication station on spotify and apple podcasts who's ready? [rt's appreciated!]

Make rich people scared again x

@SometimesBuzz And you deserve it 🖤

I know it's supposed to be raining the entire time I'm in Queensland but I'm so looking forward to my first holiday in five years

it's illegal to not say "oh big stretch" when your dog does a Big Stretch

Do I know anyone with a GA1 (Front of General Admission) for Blink 182 in Melbourne? I just wanna check if my ticket is GA1 or GA2 😭

@Ticketek_AU Is the Marketplace Lounge broken? I've been trying to check for resale tickets for the past few days and it simply won't run?

@SometimesBuzz Booooo. I'm desperately trying to nab GA1 (they split it in to two sections) for one of the remaining Blink shows 😭

@MaxOnTrax Literally yesterday, I got through to look at tickets (not Taylor Swift ones) found one I wanted and then the website shat the bed

Is anyone else having issues with the Ticketek Marketplace? The Lounge isn't counting down or refreshing at all for me.

Boycott Eurovision.