Max Bell

England fans right now

@NoContextBrits Seasoning

@BritainIsFucked @NoContextBrits That's 2 words love xxx

I'd rather shit in my hands, clap and have an aggressive wank than vote for this self centred, manipulative failure of a man

@NoContextBrits Would help if all of England was in this. Doesn't stop at Newcastle

@sentry Ngl I fw this

2008 android is back (I’m sorry)

Breaking news: Poncey Brits don't like paying tax, labour plans to create equal opportunities and the PM is convincing the working class that they're the problem

@NoContextBrits Maybe crack down on the bars and drug dealers that enable the behaviour?

Remember the dude from your GCSE maths exam? It's him, this is the dude

@HerbApproach Frosted cotton ball

What would you name this strain?🥶🤍 Best name gets 18 gram!

@LeeAndersonMP_ That breakfast is racist to English people. I've had better English breakfasts in Spain for €5. I'd be getting your membership refunded if I were you

Full English Breakfast A great start to the day but how long before some highly educated expert tells us our traditional breakfast is racist? 🍳🥓🌭🍄🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

@LeeAndersonMP_ It's more affordable to go on a holiday abroad than to get the train anywhere now. You want people to travel within the UK? Make it affordable and accessible

This is Blackpool A favourite holiday destination for British families for over 100 years. Just look what's happening to this once vibrant town. A lady on this street told me that 30 years when she moved in it was lovely. She then went in to say that the Romany community started to move in and the British have moved out. This is multiculturalism that the left bang on about. This is a Labour Council. Blackpool needs @reformparty_uk and so does the country. Disclaimer - for the Guardian readers this is not a racist or bigoted post. It's the facts.

@LeoMars75 You can't move people into houses that don't exist you fucking idiot lmfao

@OliLondonTV He clearly had something to hide and chose to disrespect the officer instead of just being compliant. Typical jumped up arsewipe who thinks of himself as some kind of untouchable

Man asks Transgender police officer: “Can I ask for a neutral gender officer to search me?”

@Ginger_Tucci Advice to those struggling to afford food rn: SEE YOUR LOCAL BUTCHERS AND FRUIT SHOPS! The supermarkets are a rip off. My local butcher does 3 packs of meat for £5 and it's enough to last around a week for a single person, fruit shops always cheaper than the supermarket too

Oh booooooy. I’ll start; Healthy foods more costly than junk Stress Poor quality housing with damp etc Not being able to afford heat in winter Not being able to afford dentistry Waiting lists for treatment Lack of services No access to doctors Anxiety from all of the above

@BarbaraCrazyCat @IanRyan25516030 @speshulkay55 @NickSimonTV @SuellaBraverman Start as I mean to go on and all that bollocks

@Max_bell20 @IanRyan25516030 @speshulkay55 @NickSimonTV @SuellaBraverman Hope the day goes better yet.... 👍

is it time for @SuellaBraverman to become PM? I know she speaks for me. I have met her several times and she is honest, genuine, courageous and inspirational. How different from the current occupant of Number 10. RE-POST if you think @SuellaBraverman should be PM NOW. @GBNEWS @danwootton @christopherhope @DavidPBMaddox @PatrickChristys @CarverEmily @tomhfh @CamillaTominey @forster_k @PipTomson @OliviaUtley @JohnGreave31183 @MartinDaubney @mrmarkdolan @EamonnHolmes @StephenGBNews @Nanaakua1 @MichelleDewbs @Nigel_Farage @EssexPR @ToniaBuxton @sophielouisecc @lizziecundy @DCBMEP @peteratcmc @Arron_banks @Falvey_Dan @henry_monk @AaronLobo_ @AmandaJaneHall @emilyk_Lipman @BJElsey_ @rebecanqm @andreajenkyns @miriam_cates @danny__Kruger @johnredwood @Jacob_Rees_Mogg @SteveBakerFRSA @BorisJohnson

@Jo_Marney @realtoryparty Sorry to break it to you love, but the record breaking immigration numbers were under Tory rule, not labour. When you think about how bad labour is, just remember who's been had the power the past 14 years

Is that how you see Tory voters? Let me remind you, the last election saw a record breaking number voting Tory. Are you suggesting we all live in the slums? Might also remind you that Labour is the party of mass immigration and Labour is the party who wants to turn Britain into a giant housing estate for the third world.

When will Tory voters wake up?

@BarbaraCrazyCat @IanRyan25516030 @speshulkay55 @NickSimonTV @SuellaBraverman This thread is the boost I needed today 😭

@IanRyan25516030 @speshulkay55 @NickSimonTV @SuellaBraverman Problem with using the word c**t is that implies she has warmth and depth...... She has neither..... 🤬🤬 Oh, and just to add, she does not and will never speak for me.

I never thought I'd agree with a Tory

@SamMayleArts @apurv_anand @historyinmemes I read the article made by NASA a while ago. Not an exact sound but still cool to listen to. Nightmare fuel but cool nonetheless

@Max_bell20 @apurv_anand @historyinmemes My mistake this is from NASA, but this better explains how it’s made. Again it’s not actual ‘sound’ but taking the image and making sounds from it. Read the description of the post. instagram.com/reel/Ch7mN2AJT…

NASA's space shuttle tiles can withstand up to 2,300 degrees Fahrenheit.