Maxine is now at maxinefrances.bsky.social

For those of you still here, you can now preorder my book ‘No Heels No Problem: A Neurodivergent Survival Guide To Adult Life When You’re Dyspraxic or ADHD.’ It’s out everywhere on August 21. maxinefrancesroper.co.uk/index.php/no-h…

This is like “Who will keep the friends in the divorce?” only the couple are both assholes and all their friends are also assholes.

@AskVirginMoney Yes to all

@MaxineFrances Hi Maxine, thanks for sharing this with us. Are you running your device on all the latest updates available to you, have the storage space to accommodate it, and a good signal strength? ^LB

@AskVirginMoney Hello! I’m trying to update my VM Credit card app using iOS and I can’t. It won’t start downloading!

Fun fact: We’re distantly related! (Great Granny born Cecily Young, daughter of Carmichael Young…). Surreal to hear him go through the family history I’ve been hearing from my dad for years… bbc.co.uk/programmes/m00…

Why machines will never beat humans: iPhone just tried to make a screenshot of my prescription into a photo slideshow with jaunty music.

Businesses: I promise you nobody wants to read your ‘story’ as much as they want to see your opening times…

You’re welcome…

Would love to be in the room when Darren Grimes realises he has no power to deport immigrants but has to sort out the bin timetable

RIP the sports socks my best friend gave me to run the London marathon in 9 years ago. I don’t know what else I own that’s lasted that long, but doubt it’s a long list…

Is he going to wear a Union Jack dress…? independent.co.uk/tv/news/st-geo…

Ooh, Sunday evening dread is extra spicy on a Monday.

🎶 “The famous Hatfield College went to Rome to see the Pope…” #NicheJokes

My partner - who, fortunately for him is not being exposed to my lurgy this weekend - is building a shoe cupboard and says “It’s more of a faff than you’d think...” Babe, that sounds extremely faffy to me.

Happy Easter weekend from my sick room. #TrainLurgy #probably

As far as I'm concerned, the only legal definition of a woman should be: When Shania Twain says, "let's go girls", do you go? If so, girl.

I was warned to take tissues…

Anyone sentient in the mid-90s is currently experiencing an elongated cut scene hidden in the word ‘navigated’

Slowly forgetting I have a twitter account, and need to start sorting my new account elsewhere. But for what it’s worth, this was my long weekend…

Forgot I was on a phone call about council tax… Them: What band are you in? Me: Erm, The Charlatans Them: Your council tax band 😬