Max the masochist

Hey so uhm I'm going to use they and he pronouns now thank you yes yes

If someone you barely know on the internet makes you uncomfortable, block them. Simple as that. No need to overanalyze, you owe them nothing.

So what’s y’all favorite color? Let’s talk since we all fucking grounded

@medicatemv Be safe ily

Our 5 year old seems to have deemed himself the local virus warden. Over the fence to our neighbour: ‘JEAN YOU NEED TO GO INSIDE’ ‘Okay I will in a minute’ ‘YOU’RE OLD AND THERE’S A VIRUS’ ‘I’m not that old thank you’ ‘HOW OLD ARE YOU JEAN?’ ‘I’m 68.’ ‘THAT IS NEARLY 70 JEAN.’

@RayRayPanNB Bad I feel bad

And it's freak out time

cashier at Whole Foods just told she now spends her lunch breaks crying in her car trying to process how “mean and vicious” customers have been this past week... It’s not only your obligation to look these people in the eye and say “thank you,” but to call these mean people out

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I annoyed you I'm sorry

@RayRayPanNB I-

Is time just going faster

@AFluffy6Dream It feels funny

@MaxisemoGayugh Yes.

@JohnsonHildy @niais Omg can we please stop blaming Gen Z? It's a bunch of white kids who don't care about anyone else. It's definitely not the Gen Z people I know who are stressed about school and tuition and where they're going to go after schools have kicked them out.

@DecadentAdvent @jillybean1210 Awhhhh

@DecadentAdvent Fangs. Yes find the fangs

@medicatemv No you shouldn't