Dr. Maxwell Rono

A reminder that football is very much alive.

The girlies had their fun yesterday, today is for real men

You actually need to be unemployed to catch up with AI No jokes

So many takes about whether it’s the shoes or the fueling that got Sawe to break the 2 hr barrier. Well, it wasn’t the first time the shoes or the sugar were used, so it must be the man! Simple. Give him his flowers, write about him, see him in the glorious light shining on him

Consultant: Where did the patient get the stroke from? Medical intern: from home. 😂😂😂😂🤣 Sijawahi cheka hivo 😂🤣

@Bandageblues Huyu hajui kitu anasema. In fact most patients present with several comorbidities rather than one simple diagnosis. And patients are human with multiple systems working in tandem.

Carrying Kenya’s pride home. As the national carrier, we are honoured to bring home world record holder Sabastian Sawe, marking a moment of national pride. Welcomed with a water salute at JKIA, a fitting tribute to an extraordinary achievement. #ThePrideOfAfrica

How it started vs how it is going

Jambo Jambo! Ni kuoga na kurudi soko…unavoidable circumstances ni wewe. Injili lazima iendelee #RutoMustGo

do you dribble the ball out of play on purpose?

@_mpekethu_ Kwani ushaballot sisi tukingoja kesho?

Nimetumwa mashinani. Can’t wait to see how skinny I’ll get. Itabidi tumeput together a search and rescue team to look for my waist after internship.

By 2030 100 Mbps will be Ksh 3,000 or below. Competition is good

There's one great fact about medical school. Everyone understood ECG at some point. And everyone eventually forgets all of it.

There’s a man who missed out on that because his gf wanted to talk😭💔

GAME OF THE SEASON 🔥

🚨 Luis Enrique: “It’s been the BEST match I’ve been in as a manager. No doubts”. 🍿 “Congrats everyone!”.

A reminder from Carl Jung:

Watching TikTok videos damages your prospective memory — the ability to remember to perform a planned task. Using Twitter doesn't.

Football

Luis Enrique and Vincent Kompany having a laugh after their teams put on a UCL classic. Game recognize game 🤝