Image Every May 9

@Nonexi_Stent @Ziploc to see if they got new bags

@May9Image @Ziploc why ziploc

I’ll be back on May 1, 2027 @Ziploc

@EricSwaggySwoop @Ziploc i have my doubts. they have been hesitant to reach out.

@May9Image @Ziploc do you think theyll have some new bags by then

@CameXBT @johhnyboy123_ I have a job fool

@May9Image @johhnyboy123_ whats ur crypto wallet?

While everyone was deploying farms of this, i messaged @May9Image the guy behind the spongebo account He already understands crypto but believes everyone is trying to scam him he did give me his solana wallet and will join the x com but cant endorse as he doesnt waning be in legal trouble wallet : R8Ukd15nfcX1jF4vjyLGKSF7yXB9qDF4MnRX2ZeRuqL i think it would be nice to send him fees, he also followed me so double check that if you want

@May9Image Oh hi May 9, hows everything

May 9, 2026

@Thatreplyperson 22,000 people were following last year at May 9 and the CDC says the average annual mortality rate of 15-25 year olds is 0.067%. So 1 - (1 - 0.00067)^22000 = a 99.99996% chance that someone died

@May9Image There was probably someone actively following this account that died between the last may 9th and this one

@asspecf_ wouldn’t let that happen

@May9Image What if he was upside down

@SolTwencher SpongBo

@May9Image what's it name?

20 MINUTES. BE THERE.

4 HOURS LEFT

@ElWebbotes Happy birthday GOAT

Hi wsg, im Will/Webbotes. 18, He/Him, Bi. Family Guy & Fortnite fan, artist(?) and Professional McDonalds Frappe maker 🔥. I am very dry, but its out of shyness, not lack of interest (I promise) webbotes.straw.page (pls send gimmicks, ty, ily) #promotwt #fgtwt #fortnite

@sftusr it’s not

@May9Image It can't be that good smh

@kaykowna I have actually polled this before, people say that only posting in May is better and also it’s hard to advertise if I can only post on one day

@May9Image This would be funnier if the only post was the image on may ninth you should poll this twin🥹

@chiyopawzz put on your thinking cap

@May9Image what does this mean I'm scared

Tomorrow. 1PM EST. The Event.

@ColesTempHandle this is priority #1

@May9Image ask him how he knows so much about poop

Whoever wrote the Wikipedia article for poop I want to shake his hand and congratulate him and ask him questions