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Joel Keith

@MayNotBeJoking

Humorist-ish. Animals rescue us. Secular Humanist. Lib→Eyes wide open. Biz owner. Politics nerd. More debate-Less hate. Calling out lies and the lying liars!

NH Katılım Nisan 2012
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Devin Duke
Devin Duke@sirDukeDevin·
In a major victory for the separation of church and state, a federal judge has ordered the Ten Commandments removed from Arkansas public school classrooms across six districts, affirming that no government has the right to impose religion on a free people. This is a big deal 👏🏻
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Conspiratorial Templates
Sure, Markwayne Mullin may have a short man complex and serious anger issues but he's also breathtakingly stupid
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𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉
Don’t EVER let your printer know you’ve waited until the last minute and you’re in a hurry, because it can sense fear.
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The Real Rodney Lacroix
The Real Rodney Lacroix@RealRodLacroix·
Some people use St. Patrick's Day as an excuse to drink, while the rest of us have kids for that.
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😼@dutchessprim·
Live look at the plan for Iran
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jessica 🍉
jessica 🍉@ItsMrsRabbitToU·
Someone just told me I need to find Jesus. I have 2 questions. Why do yall keep losing him and why is it always my responsibility to find him? Get him a bell or something! Damn!
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BlueDream
BlueDream@58bugeye·
The demented old fat fuck in the White House just called Gavin Newsome, the president of the United States. Is he losing his mind at a more rapid pace now?
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Weekday Jokes
Weekday Jokes@weekdayjokes·
If you can't look back at your younger self and realise that you were an idiot, you are probably still an idiot
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ally@missmayn·
why are the only jobs for people over 80 either walmart greeter or world leader.
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Gramps
Gramps@GrandpaHarris65·
I watched a documentary on marijuana last night. I’ve decided to watch all documentaries that way from now on.
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Gramps
Gramps@GrandpaHarris65·
Did you know a jellyfish’s mouth is also its anus… It’s Basically the Trump of the sea.
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Bob Golen
Bob Golen@BobGolen·
Sometimes joy brings a smile And Sometimes a smile brings joy
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LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More
LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More@MediocreJoker85·
I'm the friend you can cancel on. I didn't want to go anyway.
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Miles Taylor
Miles Taylor@MilesTaylorUSA·
So is anyone from the FBI going to ask the president about the allegation that he raped a 13-year-old girl?
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Alex Cole
Alex Cole@acnewsitics·
Donald Trump believes Iran bought a Tomahawk cruise missile from the U.S. and bombed their own school Yes, he is an idiot
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Henpecked Hal
Henpecked Hal@HenpeckedHal·
You can say "please" and "thank you" a million times and your toddler will never repeat it, but if you say "ass-faced mother fucker" ONCE...
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