Dr Alexa KAPLAN
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Dr Alexa KAPLAN
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École Des Hautes Études en Sciences Sociales/Paris Contre le Wokisme, l'islam, la gauche .... ZEMMOUR Prochain Président... עם ישראל חי
The word.. Katılım Kasım 2021
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A guy walks into Moskovitz’s parrot shop and asks, “How much is that parrot?”
“It's $5,000,” replies the store owner.
“Why so much?”
“Well this parrot knows the Talmud by heart.”
The shopper was impressed. “What about that parrot?” he asks.
“It's $10,000.”
“Why so much?”
“This bird knows the Talmud and all of the major rabbinic commentaries.”
The shopper then notices a parrot in a platinum cage and asks, “How much is this one?”
The owner says, “$100,000.”
“Wow! What does that bird know?”
The shop owner replies, “I have no idea, but the first two birds call him ‘Rebbe’.”
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