ℹ️ Midwits

I'm #different and #special because I like some #old things and some #new things

Playing snca

Trying a new bagel flavor at @WholeFoods

@MaybeMidwits ooo send me that one

You can long press on photos now this is the greatest thing ever

@StayDrunkI wow

@MaybeMidwits ? This has been a feature since forever, its more annoying now since you get a small preview when before it was a menu only

@Mikepopularpro wow

@MaybeMidwits erm, you could actually always do this chud

.@POTUS says he spoke with Canadian PM Mark Carney today about the wildfires: "I told him, 'You gotta stop these fires from coming in and poisoning our air.' Our air has been poisoned... If we can help them, we'll help them — but maybe they should pay us some damages."

.@POTUS on speaking with world leaders at the World Cup final: "I spoke to Spain and I congratulated them on having a great team. I really spoke to a lot of people... I have no tension with anybody."

@Kiefernfresser @Claimslol waow

@MaybeMidwits @Claimslol You are woke and evil

I don’t really care for bunny suits tbh

Too many Catholics seem to think this is optional It's not, actually! In some places you are permitted to substitute it with another penance, but it's always mandatory to do some penance! Just fast from meat, it's obligatory here.

@CollinRugg Thoughts @Howlingmutant0

New York school district to become one of the first in the United States to introduce a humanoid robot in the classroom. 'Sally' will have a Western New York accent and will teach 11th and 12th-grade students at Salamanca High School. Sally costs less than the average teacher's salary in New York, with a price tag of $57,000. The robot has brown hair, and can move its arms and legs, but will not be able to walk around the classroom. Students will be able to log in so the humanoid can recognize students and their previous interactions. The humanoid will be helping teach coding, robotics, and AI classes. The school district promises that robots will "never" replace human teachers. ‘Sally’ is made by Realbotix, which also produces "companion" robots. What are we doing here?

Alright B)

@lettuce_isgood Do foidim really

>There are 50 better men for every traditional woman <That’s not true. Can I see how you came to that conclusion? >Oh I made it up I was being hyperbolic I didn’t actually mean what I wrote.

@AltSNEAKO Bro 😭😭😭😭

America is not a Christian country

It would be a national humiliation for the United States to allow the UK to extradite Andrew and Tristan Tate, two American citizens, over trumped up “Me Too” charges. The same country that persecutes White people for speech while importing rapist migrants.

These are NOT Americans

傘…忘れたな。