Mayor Bill Boner

@TricksterMi 10 times worse

@MayorBoner Sometimes it will strike right when you get out of the shower.

Finished wiping and then had to shit again #mondays

If Texas beats Purdue I'll do whatever the top comment says

@ChestnutTrill83 Easter baskets right around the corner

Monitoring the situation.

@Peter1098702 If only chicks knew this is what morning wood pisses looked like

suspicious purple liquid in the toilet. tastes like grapes and pee.

@boxbugga2 Only way to spend the weekend

Just asked my buddy who’s really into health about cotton vs polyester underwear and he was like yeah it’s good and then pulls up his shorts and he’s freeballing at my house. I mean what the hell man

@SeanSpencer67 Plenty to go around, don't even need to bring you're own beers

@MayorBoner Would love to bring a 30 rack if accepting applications #lank

Kinda feeling like drinking 23 beers on my porch and yelling slurs at every blonde chick passing by

@jackurride Ladies it's hard on the back to carry a massive shlong every day

Good Morning folks! Be careful out there lads it’s cold! #shrinkage #4/10

@hazardpounder I can second that 🤜

Rikka posting straight scrote is still high on my list of funniest things I’ve seen on here

@DoctorMisterSir Lover not a fighter Doc

@MayorBoner U real asf for this

Imma suck that pussy raw

@Guntreloaded Is there a problem here?

Women don't ask if you'd love them ifnu were a worm anymore they ask u to take out ur dick and start fucking ur charging hole

@DoctorMisterSir Get after it son

No good! A little too much mustard

@junkroamer Low key me rn to my pillow

@MayorBoner been too damn long

@MayorBoner chill you got me blushing

@Rich69Johnson Please report back with a detailed study

@MayorBoner Working out the logistics of it all

Anyone else sometimes gripped there weiner and work it up and down until it produces goo?

@crocwearer3 I wish you would

You should be careful what you post because I might come across it…

@2Floridaman Been doing it since 1972, couldn't recommend it enough

Just ripped a highway tug #notint