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@MazITovCocktail
✨ Just passing through ✨
In Your Head Katılım Temmuz 2017
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Just here for the show tbh
Alex Cohen@anothercohen
I was laid off from Twitter this afternoon. I was in charge of managing badge access to Twitter offices. Elon just called me and asked if I could come back to help them regain access to HQ as they shut off all badges and accidentally locked themselves out.
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@MazITovCocktail @texbrodave1 @JenSutt6971 @dril @nailbomb3 @empiricalerror As the song should say, “Better to burn a scorned partner out of house and home, than fade away.”
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@MazITovCocktail @JenSutt6971 @images_mc @dril @nailbomb3 @empiricalerror Don't fail in a boring way...
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@texbrodave1 @JenSutt6971 @images_mc @dril @nailbomb3 @empiricalerror FR. I’m apparently quite the intuitive asshole whisperer - if my spectacularly failed situationships are anything to go by.
GIF
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@JenSutt6971 @images_mc @dril @nailbomb3 @empiricalerror If someone said stupid assholes you can damn sure count me in @MazITovCocktail
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@ChristinLuvsSno @texbrodave1 I laughed so hard i may have wet myself a tiny bit
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Ok I need a dark Antony meme now
Secretary Antony Blinken@SecBlinken
We took action today to advance Internet freedom and the free flow of information for the Iranian people, issuing a General License to provide them greater access to digital communications to counter the Iranian government’s censorship.
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@texbrodave1 @foodandwine Oh wow. That ruby Bombay is beautiful 🤩
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I would test my smell but all I have is my perfume collection and that's too risky.
Alex Finley@alexzfinley
.@DarthPutinKGB: you ok? Can you smell who the traitor is? If so, that's a good sign because it means you can still smell...
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@EffinBirds I can't stand people talking shit over the phone, emails or texts... @MazITovCocktail
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@DermotNCosgrove @ger_cosgrove There better at *least* have been capers with the smoked salmon
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@JenSutt6971 @janky_jane My sense of humor truly found it’s heart home here 🤣
Kavinho@Kavinho10
@janky_jane Waiting at baggage reclaim on Dublin airport with a full flight awaiting their luggage. A child car seat comes round the carousel and on seeing it My mate shouts out full volume "OH MY GOD, THEYVE LOST MY BABY"
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@DermotNCosgrove I think that was on my school report cards once or a dozen times 🤣🤣🤣
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