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Has to be my favorite Saturday Night Live skit of the year... youtu.be/Vbo48BvE9x8?si…

The @NFL is becoming unwatchable. Every other play is a penalty. Every fourth play is someone sustaining a serious injury.

Earning Executive Platinum at @AmericanAir means receiving a letter... and vouchers to reward and recognize their staff. Nothing says 'thank you for your loyalty' like turning me into their personal gold star dispenser. I feel so appreciated! 🤣

5️⃣ Letting Go of Perfection: The lawn wasn't perfect, and that’s okay. I ultimately had to hire someone else to mow the lawn. But, understanding that progress matters more than perfection is a crucial lesson in emotional intelligence. #EmotionalIntelligence #Perfection

4️⃣ Focus 📷: Blindfolded mowing requires intense concentration and stamina. Staying present and focused on what truly matters keeps distractions from derailing progress. #EmotionalIntelligence #Focus

Mowing my lawn blindfolded taught me 5 powerful lessons about emotional intelligence I never expected. 🌿 A thread…

Step into your imagination. Introducing Icons

@jonostrower @flySEA @Clear They need to remove the need for human assistance in the CLEAR line. There are often plenty of kiosks, but not enough staff to “assist”.

That’s now three times (twice in a row at @flySEA) that I’ve beaten the Clear line in the regular TSAPre line. The value of @Clear, for which I have happily invested over the last few years, is collapsing rapidly.

@MattDugan4DA @JohnFetterman I will also provide my endorsement (with cool graphic), but first need to understand your views on placing pineapples on pizza 🍕. Yay or nay?

Welcome to the team, @JohnFetterman! We are building a coalition that will change the criminal justice system for the better. John is a good friend, and I am so proud to have his support. Let's go win!

@JimGaffigan Your CBS Sunday Morning Summer bit perfectly articulated the feelings I have been trying to share with my wife for years. Bravo 👏🏻

For example: Tell me a bedtime story about Humpty Dumpty, but make everything the opposite of what happens in the original story.

With a little input from your kids, ChatGPT makes some excellent impromptu bedtime stories. #ChatGPT

Curiously, captivating content, commencing! Conclusively, crafting creative, concise, cerebral communications, ceaselessly. Challenge: constraining characters, consecrating consonant "C." Celebrate curiosity! 🌟🌊😄 #ConstrainedCConversations

DOWN GOES NO. 1 😼 For the first time in program history, Northwestern takes down the nation's No. 1 team ‼️

I want a more realistic pharma ad showing middle-aged people mindlessly toiling away on a computer at an empty office eating fries. The FDA needs to crack down on current fake depictions of life. #Ozempic #Dupixent #Xeljanz #Skyrizi

It’s more dangerous to be a student than a police officer in this country. 🤔 verifythis.com/article/news/v…

ESPN’s NFL draft highlight package for the #3 pick Derek Stingley Jr. shows him getting burned twice. 😭 @espn ⁦@HoustonTexans⁩