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Ted Turner spent 20 years making sure a kid in Montana could watch the Braves. MLB spent 20 years making sure a kid in Atlanta couldn’t

Yung Lean is still undefeated.

@adamscochran Open bar

Not to mention Kash Patel was at the correspondence dinner. Why? Why did the head of the FBI, for the first time ever, attend that dinner on the same day there happened to be a shooter…

@Corey_Clark @GeneFrenette They had to make sure at least 5 cameras were trained on some idiot in the crowd with an egg salad hat on at all times.

CBS crushed it on those two shots. No idea where either ball landed. They weren’t completely sure until Rory walked into the bunker. But hey, just 18 on Sunday at the Masters. No biggie.

Rory/Hatton/Rose/Lowry playoff. Call it “The Troubles.” Losers have to convert to Protestantism or Catholicism.

@notthefakeDNP Sounds like you just hang out with a bunch of losers

Rory is so insufferable he’s actually making people root for Patrick Reed.

Epic conclusion? Is the Worm Emperor a joke to you?

The war with Iran is just a distraction from Trump’s joke about girl’s hockey

🥇 Is that good? 🇺🇸

@PeckReece @krystalball Is it difficult to walk around with that giant wet dump in your pants?

Look at this loser glomming onto their victory like he had anything to do with it. This man is the living embodiment of mediocrity and your tax dollars are paying for this humiliating display.

Marco Rubio finding out he’s now the 5th starter in the Braves rotation.

@dyingscribe Is it hard to function with that giant wet dump in your pants?

I don’t understand how Sanderson’s work is so popular when his actual prose and character work might as well be cardboard The man would be great if writing tabletop RPG’s was lucrative, considering his work with systems and the design of them, but his actual writing? I don’t understand the appeal that people see in it

Jags woulda beaten both these teams by 17+

@Mrcryptoxwhale @NoLimitGains @grok DONE

@1010XLAG @1010XL Sent you a message

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@FrankDundas5 @3YearLetterman @GreenlandMFA @GreenDay Fred, Coach owns a vintage globe and a gently used set of the world book encyclopedia. Please don’t lecture him on geometry.

@3YearLetterman @GreenlandMFA @GreenDay Oih twat , the clue is in the name you wrote ENGLISH, not American . It’s actually West Germanic in it’s roots (Anglo-Saxon) mixed liberally with the Latin languages of Southern Europe because of proximity and trade

I completely OPPOSE acquiring Greenland 🇮🇸, and here’s why: 1. Not interested in acquiring a giant block of ice floating near Antarctica 2. They don’t speak any English. America is the birthplace of the English language, so at a minimum any territory we acquire to share our language 3. How many Olympic metals do they have? Zero. How many SEC championships do the have? Zero. How many times did they single handedly win a world war? Zero 4. Not interested in the Green Movement, let alone a country named after it 5. They are not churchgoing Christians but are nonbelieving Europoors. Jesus was a great American who literally wrote the Bible, so at a minimum they need to share our religion

@med_904 Bravo

@PFTCommenter He’s the iPad kid version of Jim Harbaugh

Mendoza might be AI

Fernando Mendoza is what would happen if Jim Harbaugh had been given an iPad as a kid.