McMfog

@ParceroPhilly How is everyone so surprised Americans wanted it to feel more American. Awesome for Europe for bullying us and it worked for the betterment of our ability to be able to provide something on par with them. We’ve got tons of Europeans in the MLS now and tons of Americans in PL.

The other day my guy @Nisdog had a well put tweet explaining why you should support your local MLS club. This morning I woke up to this nonsense on TikTok…. Eurosnobs will do backflips to shit on their local league, but would risk it all for a club millions of miles away.

“The only person who knows how much time is left is the referee” makes me legit laugh out loud EVERY time.

Soccer is a weird sport. Pull a dudes jersey and yank him down, no problem. Accidentally step on a guy, ejection.

That ref just undid all the progress FIFA had made trying to grow the sport here

Soccer is a completely unserious sport. It had me fooled for a little bit. I was willing to look the other way on the flopping and the insane refusal to just stop the clock during breaks. That red card just shattered the facade and I hate it again

@corbinMG4 @Maputodog @DaveClegane Look at how many times the rule has been changed? Hahah clearly they don’t even know what to do. Enjoying getting cooked in this heatwave you fucking FIFA simp.

@McMfog @Maputodog @DaveClegane Holy fuck y’all americans so fucking dumb just don’t conment on something you don’t know shit about you fucking moron

@Backwoodsherpa @J0nesToChina Then that player misses the next game too 😂

@J0nesToChina You have to play a whole man down the rest of the game too, how is this the worlds most popular sport?

Soccer is such a reddit sport man there’s no shot incidentally stepping on a dudes cleat gets you suspended for a game

@HZTrades25 @krisfarted @benardonhard They are really really silly man they needed him to save a squirrel to be reminded that he’s a good person. It’s why every movie needs to hold your hand. They are children who have to watch a YouTube video break down after every film. Don’t even argue with them.

@krisfarted @benardonhard You’re comparison: 2016 Superman being upset because he’s being called a murderer. And 2025 Superman being upset because he was called a mean name online. You guys really are children lol

test audiences lost all credibility with me, when i found out they wanted this scene cut from the movie for no damn reason

@benardonhard You have no business watching movies if you actually think this was a good scene

@benardonhard Yes the true Superman cries about people being mean to him online lmao 💀

All these Europeans are complaining that Americans are suggesting improvements to soccer. Improving things constantly is why American GDP is $30T and you still have no AC in 2026. In our own sports, we've fixed overtime rules in the NFL, flopping rules in the NBA, and added the pitch clock in the MLB, all in the last few years. Adapt or die.

@iverson_sa @Maputodog @DaveClegane I agree, It’s completely woven itself into the identity of the sport, now low scoring matches and draws are too. Goals being taken away for a finger or toes is ridiculous. It’s such a massive advantage for a defender. If they get the jump on you, you should have been closer.

@McMfog @Maputodog @DaveClegane Problem is you don't understand how important and fundamental offside is to the sport. Removing it breaks the game.

@synthlore @Maputodog @DaveClegane What advantage are you removing from the attacker here? You are masking bad defense. This is such bullshit lmao. “Already ahead” are you kidding me? Ahead means outrunning 🙏

@McMfog @Maputodog @DaveClegane Don't offsides start when the ball is kicked? Doesn't that mean they were already ahead and not really outrunning their opponent?

@mjcolclough @Maputodog @DaveClegane What do you soccer pussies call it if not midfield line? Another retarded thing about this sport

@McMfog @Maputodog @DaveClegane ‘Midfield line’😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@Maputodog @DaveClegane You can get called offsides because you beat your man at midfield and receive a pass that began as you were surging ahead of him. Rules Designed to stop players from camping in the box, should deal directly with camping in the box like it does in the paint in the NBA.

@McMfog @DaveClegane That's exactly how it works. And I don't understand what you mean by "... getting enforced at the midfield line..."

@PrettyboyswagXD @DaveClegane It was a shit comparison. The line of scrimmage never shifts until forward progress is made, or taken away. We literally say SET. Soccer is dynamic. The receiver will always know where offsides is. All he has to do is beat his man. The striker has to let his man catch him.

@McMfog @DaveClegane I’m just trying to give an understanding of the offside rule by comparing it to the NFL. If you understood both sports then you’d know that the LOS functions similarly to the offside rule. It’s there to stop the attacking players from gaining an unfair advantage on the defence.

there is no person in the history of the world that I would not vote for if they were running against Dave Portnoy. i'd vote for a serial killer over him. a gay communist. even a woman.

Ironically Seth Rogan is the perfect example of why wealthy people don't do this. He's an immigrant from Canada who refused to have children because it would interfere with his hedonistic lifestyle. His biggest fear is dying without spending all of his fortune on beach houses and "fun stuff" (like making the ugliest pottery you've ever seen). Many of the wealthy men of the past had connections to their communities and families who would inherit their legacy. Rogen can't bear the thought of sacrificing even a fleeting moment of pleasure for the sake of his own progeny, let alone a city he has no roots in. He's entirely severed from the continuity of time; no past or future, just an eternal stoned present.

why don't they just pause the clock when play stops instead of mysteriously tracking (?) time lost during the game and then adding that time (??) at the end