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@shonenjump my child is becoming obsessed with yugioh and found this in one of his packs. The website url doesn’t exist. Please tell me there is some alternative so my seven year old can not cry.

@DeathCab4Callie I’m sorry :/

@PaisleyJanine I’m immune compromised so A but also C and D

What made you decide to protect yourself and everyone else against Covid? A. previous severe disease. B, previous trauma. C. Medical or scientific knowledge. D. compassion. Multiple reasons are fine.

@1goodtern My kids had a birthday party. I made vegan and dairy free cupcakes. Why? Cuz two people were allergic to dairy products and some one was vegan. Problem solved. As someone with an allergies I take them very seriously. I hope you don’t go to anymore parties with that surgeon.

I was once at a dinner party cooked by a surgeon. About half an hour after the meal, one of the guests started to go bright red and have breathing difficulties.

@OMGFacts You guys used to give facts now it’s just ads

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@badwolfreigns Gotta put it somewhere

@badwolfreigns She let it all hang out

@laurenancona Oh wow! So who wrote it? I need a translation. I don’t speak cue sheet

@badwolfreigns Ooooh cuuuteee

@ClydeMutua @RealTimeWWII It looks like it

Soviet Foreign Minister Molotov claims the USSR is not bombing Finland, but dropping "food parcels". Finns have nicknamed Soviet cluster bombs "Molotov's bread baskets."

@Michael59503746 I bought a water pick to help keep my teeth clean. lol being an adult is so funny. Never thought I’d be giddy over a new way to clean my teeth.

@Michael59503746 Ugh I’m sorry

@RealTimeWWII Somoan and Nazi should never be associated together. But here we are.

New Zealand, at war with Germany, has created an internment camp on Somes Island, in the middle of Wellington harbour, to hold German nationals- including head of the Samoan Nazi Party.

This is the most BS shit I e seen in a while. Thanks I’ll try to be more thankful for my body attacking me.

@Michael59503746 I just canceled my kids dentist appointments again. -sigh-

Sometimes I think about this scene and burst out laughing. I can’t believe this is cannon 😭

@CRMSNM00N I will never forget how I cackled.

@badwolfreigns Anklesaurus

@SarahLBJones87 Snap, crackle, pop!

Phew, Vanjie finally got off me after 7 hours 🥹 she got woken up by me laughing with my friends about something I posted online. Tried to move and got quickly reminded I'm nearly 40...my body snapped like a bloomin glow stick 😆

@RookEldritch @RealTimeWWII You would know wolf

Wild ponies roaming the English New Forest are now being painted with white stripes, so that motorists can see them in the dark of blackout.