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I tried to encapsulate the energy behind a selfie taken by a parental figure. The emotion leans toward positive but the expression does not always showcase that.

Halloween costumes this year “Slutty nurse hero”

I’m starting to think Brian Laundrie has something to hide.

Many people are trying to drag me for suggesting that the national park killed Gabby. What I am saying is that tons of people die every year in national parks. They should all be closed and sold off to wealthy people so they can build estates.

Today is about those who are active on Twitter and visited the memorial site.

Removing custody from a mother because she’s unvaccinated is a police state. There is no other way to say it. The fact that doesn’t disturb more people is insane.

Creed from the office just joined the Taliban

My heroin dealer just asked to see proof of vaccination.

Episode out now.

I’ve always wondered why Subway would name their sandwich shop after dirty underground trains, but I just finally realized that it’s a pun for “Submarine full of shit and cum.”

Just received this email from my cousin who is an ER nurse. Truly terrifying.

Make caller ID a luxury again

anytime microwave instructions are like heat for 3 minutes on “50% power” it’s like… what on earth are you talking about

I have just withdrawn from my family over mental health concerns.

I’d never be friends with someone sick.

I heard @berner415 is fighting @jamescharles

This is mental illness. It’s not to be called anything else.

The NCAA just unleashed the largest most dangerous group of entrepreneurs in the world. Nobody grinds harder than a student athlete 😈

lotta poor white chicks dress like dmx