@PaperChasin_E @BeenRichSport dress like jim jones worst case ya look sorta corny- dress like juelz santana without really pulling it off and people will audibly groan when ya enter the room
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drying out dining in move some weight fuck the gym
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@BeenRichSport This thread so Funny and REAL to me cuz since ‘07 I’ve always said Jimmy and Juelz is the FLYEST duo ever but Juelz is harder to imitate than Jim lol
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Which Dipset member cause most niggas are 2007 Jim Jones adjacent now
Tina Turtle 🐢@tinaturttle
I want niggas to go back to dressing like they from dipset.
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@antlionai @IntractableLion dunno about any outside of new england traditions tho
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@antlionai @IntractableLion jacked some cider as a bored teen and it came out nice
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Dear Japanese Twitter,
3 hours east of San Francisco I make the best cider in America with ginjo-shu sake yeast & rare apples from ancient mountain orchards. Please come visit! We have the biggest trees on the planet at Big Trees State Park & we wear cowboy hats regularly
Gift of Trees of Draught of Barrel@IntractableLion
I had to open one. Arkansas Black, 2023 Special Edition Sake Yeast: Nose is light, brief brioche, green apple peel & limoncello. Fine, subtle bubbles deliver crisp apple & white pepper, then golden melon & incredibly delicate citrus peel with the barest hint of sweetness.
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sometimes a movie has seven different endings over the course of 45 minutes and you just have to let that happen
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@pagan_hoetry I just think it's far too rude a way to answer the telephone..
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Sorry but if anyone asked me whose pussy is this I would laugh in their face
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@Owensaurus_88 @redditslayer couple days in icu with big ass doses of phenobarbital got me straight tho
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@Owensaurus_88 @redditslayer daaaawg same blood got too damn thin, every second a bizarre confused agony etc..
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@theashleyray all a sad circus. lindys jezebel articles were revelations when I was 17 tho
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN the podcast asked lindy's husband about his rude, insulting misogynist email to scaachi and he said "my email was a typo, what I meant to say was free palestine"
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@JoeTooGone @waxxavelli most skimped most taxed worst bud best margins lmao just how it goes
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@waxxavelli Niggas scam the most off the 8th tho I know this for a fact.
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8th buyers so difficult man
HM $uff 🇭🇹@1bdbsuff
Just cuz you scale det bitch up in front of me dont mean that scale accurate turn that bitch off and on 😂😭😂😭💯
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@normal_jake_ @jailedamanda intellectual tourism! day tripping to dweebville, inverting the geek's gaze etc.
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@jailedamanda It was honestly really cool. He did it all the time as well not just for special occasions. I think he enjoyed it lmao
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My blue collar working class father’s solution to buying me books was to walk into bookstores and ask the nerdiest person there what they were reading and buy that for me lol
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@CartoonsHateHer nah but if ya feel especially moved to give em one springtime sports fan apparel is good: t-shirt, cap, or jersey for ur local baseball team
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Help me settle something with my husband: should children get a toy for Easter?
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@BunnyJugs would make a nice quote for a tattoo or embroidered pillow tbh
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@jakebrodes @sunleak impaired madden just makes folks wanna share the love.. throwing into triple coverage ensures the computer lights will get happy most efficiently
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@sunleak When I was full blown insane I pissed my roommate off bad because I would take my seroquel and this other sleep med and I would black out and fuck his season up on madden. I’d like throw Hail Marys nothing but picks and lose 0-48
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love being on seroquel I love being the sleepiest fattest pink pig in the pen. “Yooo we’re going out for a few tonight you wanna come” nope I’m straight buffering in my apartment off the Quel. Check my inventory it’s all doughnut holes. In every dream I’m drowning but im happy
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@lilydallys I'd be inclined to tell em 'we can't split checks bcuz of the cc machine so sorry' just to see what emotional carnage insues
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“I’m sorry I’m not willing to put my career on the back burner for your ideal financial security” the “career” in question seems to be failing twitch streamer
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A middle aged polycule is breaking up in the next booth over at this Japanese restaurant
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@ZeroSuitCamus like a drunk's enfeebled reverie but even in the dream his dick don't work and he's seething mad
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@ZeroSuitCamus really leaves ya with lasting disdain for all involved save the actors
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Love the scene in Way Of The Gun where they do such a bad job explaining the rules of Hearts to Juliette Lewis that she starts crying
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