Prince Harming (Disaster Person)

I’m normal now

VOLITION - Subdue the regret. Dust yourself off, proceed. You'll get it in the next life, where you don't make mistakes. Do what you can with this one, while you're alive.

Ever since I was a small boy I knew I would buy a gun

Drinking a miller high life watching cumtown clips on tv alone my life is fucking horrible I should be dead

@ShadzMangaOnly Why him arms look like that

Uro is so broken. Basically a lesser form of spacial warping than what Gojo has.. I want to know how Sukuna got past her + an entire coordinated squad around her.. Probably just speed I guess, since Uro has to physically pull on the space like a fabric.. #JujutsuKaisen #JJK

I roll with tooth pickers and fart sniffers

I look like 10 million crawdads fuckin'

That’s good to hear man. So besides Doing Drugs and Farting a Lot what have you been up to

Just got accepted into heaven solely bc of DEI requirements

@jakebrodes My buddy who’s multiple years clean off Regular Opiates was trying to tell me 7OH might be a “pathway to him enjoying himself but not dying.” News flash buddy you’ll get damn near close. This shit makes me want to start punching myself in the head and screaming. Do not take it

Not fent! This streamer took 200 mgs of 7OH having never taken it before and nodded off on stream for hours. I know I bring it up constantly but every day I’m reminded of the Carlin bit about Americans killing themselves live on TV just for the chance to be on TV.

@FrankDaTank256 There is no jest here. This game is fucking hard

Pivoting away from imminent destruction in the nick of time by getting really into Dragon Quest (I’m 36 years old) and pensively walking around my neighborhood for 32 minutes a day

Wats up Ese. This is my boy Victor. That’s Spider. Him? That’s my boy BeautifulBaby. That’s my boy Ricky. That’s his girl Mercedes. That’s Claptrap. That’s my boy Mike-E. That’s

@thelifeoftoad (roaring, stadium level applause)

*clears throat* Spring

@bobbylikesbeers I plan to use my second and third McDoubles I’ll be doordashing for $62 for breakfast tomorrow morning as a kind of stepping stone; a catalyst for growth that will, god willing, put me on the right track to order 2 more for lunch

what is your 5 burger plan? where do you see yourself in 5 burgers?

@SUMMERTIMEINHEL My buddy just sent me a front row recording of you playing On Earth (super unexpected) and you killed it dude. Wish I could’ve been there but I don’t have any money or time or respect for myself or the things I care about anymore. God bless

philly last night was a magical thing ill remember forever

@asdkfjasdlfjd How does WW hold up? I’ve only recently accepted that it is in fact okay to start replaying the Zelda catalogue as a 31 year old man. Currently slogging through twilight princess

I've been pretty depressed, but I'm almost done with the Wind Temple in Wind Waker. And I also fixed the Gamecube's aspect ratio on my tv. So that's something. A testament to the pathetic ruin I call my life

I’m at the club stomping and kicking my feet like an aggravated horse

Ate so much damb pesto gnocchi I’ve got post basil drip

Fuck man. 11 counts of Homosexual Busting and 3 counts of Gay Rigamarole. They threw the whole damn book at him. . . .

getting fucked to death in The Dry Dry Dessert