Michael Green

How do people in the suburbs genuinely look forward to Friday night on the couch, Saturday morning at Costco, and call that a weekend? Like you really moved out of the city just to LARP as your parents at 34?

Only true cinephiles will know the fate of this man.

your job as a man is to make sure, she doesn’t need another man for anything .

If you pulled this out the fridge in 1988 what was in it?

Lavar Ball devoted everything to his wife and kids all for them to be tattooed biracial freaks with a bunch of baby mamas

This gotta be up there with Mike Breen

It’s so funny how MLB has easily captured the international audience while the NFL tries so hard year after year

what happened in 1997?

Toilet paper goes in the toilet, and I’m not going to argue about it with anyone. Having a trash can in the bathroom is unhygienic.

Imagine me trying to tell my parents The Temptations were trash just because Jodeci started putting out hits.

Ari Lennox says she regrets giving toxic men attention and not the sweet ones, now that she’s older and not married. “It’s a shame I gave the toxic ones so much energy instead of the sweet ones. I see the sweet ones getting married and starting families I’m like, that could’ve been me.They felt boring.”

Thank god. The 81 point Kobe game was the most overrated and over talked-about feat in the NBA. Now we don’t have to discuss it anymore