Michael Jerez

@IT_unhinged Well Played 🤣

Our COO sent me a Slack: “Laptop is dead, nothing works, fix ASAP.” I checked the monitoring tool. His battery was at 1% and the charger wasn’t plugged in. I could’ve just messaged: “Plug it in.” Instead I opened a ticket, categorized it as a Severity 2 Power Incident. Asked him for screenshots of the problem. He sent a photo of a black screen. I scheduled a remote session for 30 minutes later “to run diagnostics.” At minute 29 I told him to verify his power source as Step 1 of the troubleshooting script. He plugged it in. Laptop turned on. I documented the resolution as “User Education: Introduced to Concept of Electricity.” The ticket remains a permanent part of his audit trail. For “trend analysis.”

@IcedKnife Holdddd

the token i bought for $2000 is now $200 chat what do i do

@SeduceCleopatra Funny 😆, i don’t text good morning

Do men want to be texted Good Morning first?

Afirmación semanal: No necesito que los días sean fáciles, necesito ser fuerte.

If you didn't lose money yesterday, don't be arrogant about it. Many lost a lot, many got wiped out. Yes it's their fault but don't rub it on their face. Being humble never hurts anyone.

@Braveheart_USA Scary stuff

It hit me today, this generation would have crucified Christ.

@RandyHolguin 🤣🤣🤣

Yo tengo unos amigos que no pueden ir a ver a Coldplay

@Chilearmy123 Top signal

I see everyone going risk-on with BTC at $100k "Alt szn is here" "ETH/BTC bottom is in" "Let the memecoin supercycle commence" I'm selling my random alt positions, dumping my remaining ETH, and buying BTC Why is everyone calling for alt season so aggressively?

artists be like

You sold your bitcoin at $75k you fucking idiot.

FM YOUR BULL POSTING IS SOMEONES REASON TO BELIEVE AGAIN

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Hope is understanding nothing lasts forever…

@cb_doge @Rendondaguost Good times

Are you this old?

gn

Ya’ll sold?!?!

You can’t take care of others until you’ve taken care of yourself.

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